I found a job! (No, not really.)

[apocalypsos]

I can program NBC's summer schedule!

I think it's only fair I get paid for it, since if this article is any indication, I've already been blacking out and doing it in my sleep.

Merlin, a show about a telepath, and two disaster dramas. Dear NBC -- I haven't had GUYS try this hard to seduce me. Having a major network woo me like this is a little disconcerting.

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[sabra-n.livejournal.com]

I'm just boggling at the thought of James van der Beek doing battle with Treat Williams (who has freaked me the fuck out since I saw Smooth Talk) over evil weather technology. Oh, TV.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I love that summary. That CANNOT be any good at ALL, and I cannot WAIT to watch it. *flappyhands*

[beanarie.livejournal.com]

James van der Beek doing battle with Treat Williams as a character with a Dr. in front of his name. Don't forget that part!

[norabombay.livejournal.com]

Don't forget that Olivia Benson is going very gay.

NBC. The channel that loves me so very much.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

*Is* going? Wasn't she tilting towards gay three or four seasons ago? Or was that just her pinging my gaydar?

If NBC really loved me -- although this summer schedule is a nice start -- they'd go broke, kill off all of the people on Heroes in one of those horrible disasters they keep threatening and never actually do, and start from scratch with a whole set of new heroes and villains in a post-apocalyptic world.

Of course, to be fair, there's a lot of shows I think could be improved if they nuked everybody and started over in a post-apocalyptic dystopia. The Hills comes to mind.

[norabombay.livejournal.com]

The Hills would be very much improved with a few nukes.

But I want to keep Spencer & Heidi. they aren't human, and would survive just fine.

If only Big Brother was on NBC, I would never have to change the channel all summer.

As for Oliva: She's never officially been gay on the show. But: much better chemistry with women than men, no boyfriends, weird relationship with Elliot & Kathy, you know, everything.

Plus, Marcia Gay Harden was essentially her FBI girlfriend for a couple of episodes. I want her to come back.

[palmetto.livejournal.com]

WAIT WHAT.

I haven't watched SVU in forever. What? What? For real, or is it subtext? What?

[callmesyd.livejournal.com]

IS ALEX COMING BACK TO HAVE GAYBIES WITH OLIVIA?

(Shut up, they were so doing it.)

[norabombay.livejournal.com]

The worst part?

I want Oliva with women. I just didn't like Alex. No good chemistry.

However, since Alex was back last week and cheerfully amoral as the rest of them? I have hope.

Really, I just want them to bring her FBI girlfriend back. So very much.

[norabombay.livejournal.com]

http://blog.nbc.com/laworder_svu/production_blog/

3) Is Benson gay? What do you think!?

Um, it's Olivia Benson. She's very very very gay, with a side order of bisexual.

I cannot think of an answer to 3 that is not "yes please"

[callmesyd.livejournal.com]

Yeah, Liv is kind of the gayest gay that ever gayed. It's part of why I love her so much. She's so gay she doesn't even KNOW, man.

[norabombay.livejournal.com]

That is the best description I've ever heard.

She's so gay she doesn't even KNOW

[http://users.livejournal.com/_bounce_/]

Hang on, is going? I thought she'd always been gay?

[norabombay.livejournal.com]

so did everyone else. But I think they are now going to make it official!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_bounce_/]

Well, I suppose being a gay cop is easier now than it was what? 11 years ago. I guess she couldn't be out then.

I hope they do it well.

[wrenlet.livejournal.com]

Until now, Toby kept his ability hidden, exploring its possibilities only with his longtime mentor and confidant, Dr. Ray Mercer (Colm Feore).

*muhahahahahahahahaha...*

[tiptoe39.livejournal.com]

oh my god, i think i might have to never leave the teevee this summer. DISASTER DRAMAS! :flail: