Hee!

[apocalypsos]

Spotted on Not Always Right, from someone who works in an ice cream parlor ...

Me: “Hi, what can I get for you?”

Customer: “No!”

Me: “I’m sorry?”

Customer: “No! I don’t want no g**d*** Chinese serving me.”

Me: “Excuse me?”

Customer: “Are you retarded? Get me an American.”

Me: “Sir, I am American.”

Customer: “What?! You think I’m blind? You think I’m f***ing blind? Go back to China!”

Me: “Right, one second…”

(My coworkers hear everything from the back, so one of my white coworkers comes out.)

Customer: “Ugh, finally… an American!”

Coworker: *starts speaking Spanish*

Customer: “G**D*** IT! F*** Y’ALL, A**HOLES!” *storms out*

Comments

[anne-jumps.livejournal.com]

If only there'd been a Native American available on that shift ;)

[florahart]

...at least this person did not get ice cream they do not deserve? Good grief.

[wal-lace.livejournal.com]

Yep, can't even be amused by the way the idiot got owned, because I'm still stuck on just how much of an idiot he/she/it was.

[tviokh.livejournal.com]

I had a woman do something similar to me when I worked at Geek Squad, only she kept demanding to talk to a "guy" because, being female, I was obviously just a receptionist/greeter and not an actual tech.

So, after a short exchange like the one above, I go back and one of the guys goes out.

The woman has a Mac question and, at that time, I was the only one there who knew how to use a Mac.

Him: "Oh, you have a Mac? Hang on, I'll get you our Mac tech."

I come back out.

Her eyes go as wide as dinner plates, then she glares at me and demands a manager.
She accuses us of "fucking with her" and all of that.

Manager just laughs at her "complaint" and she does the, "I'M NEVER SHOPPING HERE AGAIN!" huff and storms out.

Moral?

People are stupid until proven otherwise.

[laughingrat.livejournal.com]

*dies* Oh, that's fucking brilliant. :-D

[grandiose666.livejournal.com]

part of me can't believe people like that 'customer' actually exist. like, i read that and my first reaction is 'bzzuh? they could have totally written a snappier, funnier version of that. in fact didn't cartman do that on south park?'

except then the rest of my brain is like, it's probably real. even if it's not it's still plausible because some ppl really are like that. and then the first part of my brain is like 'lallalalala i caaant heeeear yoooo!'

[silmaril.livejournal.com]

Game, set and match against Idiot Major.