Jun. 24th, 2003

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Last night coming home from night school, my mother hit a baby deer with her car and had to leave it dying on the side of the road.

Tactful response: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Tasteless response: Damn it. I could have made a nice sandwich.
apocalypsos: (bobby)
The new phone book's here! The new phone book's here! The new phone --

Wait a second.

*user glares down at OotP*

This isn't the new phone book.

Damn it. Better luck next time, I guess.

*user grumbles as she walks away*

It sure feels like the new bloody phone book ...
apocalypsos: (kia)
Found this while killing time on LJ and just couldn't resist ...

If my life were a movie ... )

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