Woohoo!

I got me a mail room job for the next two weeks! *user mashed-potatoes her way around the room*

You realize, of course, that this means I can almost definitely go to Dragoncon now. And God knows, it's going to be much easier to search for weapons of mass destruction in James Marsters' pants if I'm actually in the same postal code. I'm telling you, sending in inspectors has gotten to be a job of work, people.

Okay, it's the getting-them-out part of the inspection that's gotten hard, but let's not pick nits here, 'kay?

Just finished watching TAR, and ...

Oh, come on! I cannot have been expected to choose between Chip & Reichen and Jon & Al. Making me choose between two hot guys who, while gay, also look fairly-to-very good in Speedos, and a pair of clowns is like asking me to choose between screwing Orlando Bloom or watching Eddie Izzard perform standup.

Heck, why can't I do both at once? Have sex with Orly and have Eddie perform standup in the corner of the room. And just to remind myself of tonight's TAR episode and how much I hate Jon and Kelly, we can all get together after the sex-and-comedy, beat Jon and Kelly to death with surfboards, and feed them to hungry sharks. :) (I'm not homicidal. Really. Umm ... *user holds out plate of brightly colored pills* Want some? My psychiatrist says the purple ones steal my inner child's lunch money, give her a wedgie, and toss her in the utility closet.)

As for David and Jeff ... shyeah, right. Like they'd even find their way to the sex-and-comedy place. They'd probably be in Seattle, scratching their heads as they try to figure out which end of the planet is up.

*sigh* I'm seriously going to miss those two lugnuts when TAR is finished for the season. Who am I going to make fun of for getting more lost than I ever could? (Says the girl who once got lost in her own hometown.)

Yet another time killer ...

Jacked from a number of people on my friends list ...

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2. I'll reply and give you five questions to answer.
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4. You'll include this explanation.
5. You ask other people five questions when they want to be interviewed. And it just keeps going, and going, and going.

( And my answers to frito_kal's questions ... )

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