Yet another time killer ...

[apocalypsos]

Jacked from a number of people on my friends list ...

The rules:
1. Leave a comment saying you want to be interviewed.
2. I'll reply and give you five questions to answer.
3. You'll update your LJ with the five questions answered.
4. You'll include this explanation.
5. You ask other people five questions when they want to be interviewed. And it just keeps going, and going, and going.



1. How do you so easily keep bringing the funny?
Answer: Because I'm not really one person, I'm actually a hundred highly-trained comedians competing for cash and prizes to see who can think up the funniest one-liners. However, first prize is ten bucks and a year's supply of David pumpkin seeds, which is why it's such a well-kept secret.

2. Why Troll Princess? Do you get the same vague odd looks that Redhawk does for using troll as part of a name or nickname or persona online?
Answer: To be honest, I got the nickname in college when the girl across the hall came into my dorm room and said, "I now designate you the Troll Princess." And then she happily wandered out into the hallway, where she was presumably captured by the white coats and dragged off to eat paste and write with big crayons. As for the weird looks, I don't get them for the troll thing, I get them for walking up to hot guys, leaping onto them, and nibbling on their necks. Yeah, I don't get it, either.

3. Maple Walnut Ice Cream? Do you ever feel the spectre of Denis Leary behind you screaming "MAPLE NUT FREAKIN CRUNCH?"
Answer: That's not the spectre, that is Denis Leary. Granted, I can't pay him well, but I worship and adore him with a sweet flutter of my eyelashes. Plus, I supply him with a steady stream of cigarettes, so there you go.

4. What's up with your AIM handle?
Answer: Pepsi and Frito Lay sponsored me, but I was forced to change my handle slightly because somebody got to Frito first.

5. Are you just as grossed out by the tongue piercing antismoking commerical as I am?
Answer: I frequent a gory photo site and my favorite panel at Dragoncon is the one where the coroner shows you the dead people photos. What do you think? ;P
Real Answer: Yes. Definitely. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww, tongue piercings. *user squirms*

Okay, everybody else now ...

Comments

[imperfect_tense]

Interview me? *bats her eyelashes*

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

1. If Quidditch were a real sport (we can both dream), which position would you play and if you could assemble your own Quidditch team out of characters in the books, who would you pick?

2. If you could have a one-way ticket directly back to any time period and place in the past, which one would you pick above all others? Which one do you think you'd be most at home in?

3. If you could change any plot from "Buffy" or "Angel", which one would it be, why and how?

4. You're allowed to brutally kill any character from any fandom. Who is it, why, and how?

5. If you could have an all-day marathon of any movie in the vein of TNT's Christmas presentation of "A Christmas Story" every year, which movie would it be and why?

[jrosestar.livejournal.com]

If anyone is going to make up questions for me, it may as well be you.

Jean.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

1. You're given a chance to have a room in your home made over by "Trading Spaces". Which room is it, who do you want to do it, who do you end up getting stuck with, and would you act deservedly indignant on camera if they screwed it up?

2. Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

3. Who would you want to play you in the movie of your life?

4. What job would you happily do for the rest of your life even if you would never get paid for it?

5. What's the strangest thing you've ever seen in real life?

[artemis-child.livejournal.com]

Why the hell not - if you feel like it you can interview me. If not, 'tis OK :) I only have that one person tied up in my basement still reading my LJ anyway *cackles maniacally*

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

1. If you died right now, what one thing would you regret having never done?

2. What did you like and dislike most in regards to the way Spike/Buffy ended up this last season?

3. If you could be transformed into any supernatural creature, which would you pick and why?

4. What's the most revolting or gruesome thing you've ever seen up close?

5. Ben Browder. Orlando Bloom. James Marsters. You're allowed one romantic night with only one of them. If you had to pick one, which would it be?

[isabeau.livejournal.com]

Interview meeeee.

...if you want. *grin* Or not.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

1. What would you say is your favorite genre to write in? Which is your best?

2. Now that you're running for governor like everybody else in California, what do you plan to do once you're elected? ;)

3. You're going on a date with someone you have a huge crush on and am dying to impress. Which attributes do you wish you could borrow from the gang on your friends list for one night?

4. Which Disney animated-feature character do you think would be the kind of person you'd hang out with as a friend if they suddenly became real? Which one would you want to spend time with on a more romantic level if they were real?

5. If, in the vein of "Last Action Hero", you were given a ticket that allowed you to enter any movie you wanted, which one would you enter if it meant never leaving that world again?

[wonderlander.livejournal.com]

Sure, interview me if you want.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

1. If you could have chosen the country and family you could be born into, what might you have changed and how do you think your life would have been different than it is?

2. Do you know what happens to a toad when it gets struck by lightning?

3. Do you think the "flash mob" trend is as idiotic as I do?

4. What are your favorite guilty pleasure songs?

5. Which talent do you wish you possessed more than anything else and which talent that you do possess would you trade off to get it?

[qnotku.livejournal.com]

This I can't wait to see. Go ahead, Trollgal. Send me some questions. Also, send me some for the Spider while you're at it. You know we share a brain....

hugs,
T

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

1. Have you ever experienced anything you can't explain away by normal means -- prophetic dreams, ghostly happenings, or anything like that -- and if so, what?

2. You're the main heroine in a time-travel romance novel. Which time period to you end up in and what kind of guy do you end up with?

3. Let's say you win the lottery tomorrow and are able to build the Misfits Home for Wayward Writers. What special features are you putting in it, and if given the opportunity to staff the servants with any character you've read or written, which ones would you hire for which positions and why? (Butler, cook, etc.)

4. Which cult movie that not many people have seen but which you love would you make everybody you know see if given the chance? How about, which book would you force us all to read?

5. Which books, TV shows and movies are you embarrassed to admit you can't live without?

[voleuse.livejournal.com]

Me! Me! Interview me!

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

1. You are given forewarning that the world is going to end in exactly one week, and it cannot be stopped. After making sure that you, your family, and your friends will be safe, what experiences and memories would you like to collect before your way of life is destroyed?

2. Who would portray you in the movie biography of your life, what would it focus on, and what genre would it be?

3. Is there any line of dialogue from movies, songs, or TV that you slipped into normal conversation?

4. When you were a child, did any of your relatives ever convince you that something really ridiculous was actually true? (Not like Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny, but like a friend of mine at my last job, whose uncle convinced her that if you had a tapeworm and someone dangled a steak over your open mouth, the tapeworm would crawl up your throat after it. Ewwwwww.)

5. Is there any actor or actress whose work you would watch (and pay for) regardless of whether or not you knew the film or TV show to be utter tripe beforehand? (You know, like the people who know "Gigli" is crap but go anyway because they love J.Lo.)

[justbluemyself.livejournal.com]

Interview me. Please?

[bnh.livejournal.com]

*bounces* Me please!

[tree220.livejournal.com]

questions? is this my sanity test finally? send away little troll but remember, don't ask anything you don't think you can handle the answer to. *eg*

[dustbunnygirl.livejournal.com]

Okay, already did this once, but I'm intrigued to see what questions you could come up with, oh green-skinned one. Go for it...

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

1. You've been locked in a room with Jennifer Lopez. You're holding a paper bag with a phone book, an empty bottle of whiskey, a lighter, and a box-cutter. Exactly how long has J.Lo's lifespan officially been amended to?

2. Who would play you in a movie of your life and why?

3. If you were stranded on a desert island with only one book, one movie (don't ask how you're going to watch it), one guy, and one other item, what would you bring?

4. What are the worst books you've ever read? The worst movies you've ever seen?

5. If you could trade off your life to live anybody else's, who would it be and why?

[wenchamok.livejournal.com]

Me too, meeee tooooo.....

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

1. If you could order a new body from a catalogue like in that Twilight Zone episode, which celebrity's body would you like to try on for a while?

2. If you could live off one food for the rest of your life, which one would it be? By the way, cherry-flavored Pez is not one of the options.

3. Let's say it were humanly possible to go to any school or work any job in any movie or book you wanted to. Which job or school that wouldn't exist in the real world would you sign up for immediately, and why?

4. I'm lacking a visual on the hottie. Any chance I could get a celebrity comparison?

5. Which movies make you think fondly back to your childhood? Which ones make you think fondly of high school?

[1st-folio.livejournal.com]

Oh heck yeah, ME TOO!!!

C, grinning

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

1. Are you seriously this energetic? I mean, seriously, are we going to have to get you medication for when you come here? ;)

2. Are there any other characters you've been dying to slash that you haven't yet, and why not?

3. Outside of family, job, writing, the usual -- what else have you done in your life that you're really proud of?

4. If you could have one superpower, which one would it be?

5. Why Savage Garden slash? And futhermore, what spurred you to write slash in the first place?

Well

[dexfarkin.livejournal.com]

Go for it...