apocalypsos | Yet another time killer ...

Jacked from a number of people on my friends list ...

The rules:
1. Leave a comment saying you want to be interviewed.
2. I'll reply and give you five questions to answer.
3. You'll update your LJ with the five questions answered.
4. You'll include this explanation.
5. You ask other people five questions when they want to be interviewed. And it just keeps going, and going, and going.

1. How do you so easily keep bringing the funny?
Answer: Because I'm not really one person, I'm actually a hundred highly-trained comedians competing for cash and prizes to see who can think up the funniest one-liners. However, first prize is ten bucks and a year's supply of David pumpkin seeds, which is why it's such a well-kept secret.

2. Why Troll Princess? Do you get the same vague odd looks that Redhawk does for using troll as part of a name or nickname or persona online?
Answer: To be honest, I got the nickname in college when the girl across the hall came into my dorm room and said, "I now designate you the Troll Princess." And then she happily wandered out into the hallway, where she was presumably captured by the white coats and dragged off to eat paste and write with big crayons. As for the weird looks, I don't get them for the troll thing, I get them for walking up to hot guys, leaping onto them, and nibbling on their necks. Yeah, I don't get it, either.

3. Maple Walnut Ice Cream? Do you ever feel the spectre of Denis Leary behind you screaming "MAPLE NUT FREAKIN CRUNCH?"
Answer: That's not the spectre, that is Denis Leary. Granted, I can't pay him well, but I worship and adore him with a sweet flutter of my eyelashes. Plus, I supply him with a steady stream of cigarettes, so there you go.

4. What's up with your AIM handle?
Answer: Pepsi and Frito Lay sponsored me, but I was forced to change my handle slightly because somebody got to Frito first.

5. Are you just as grossed out by the tongue piercing antismoking commerical as I am?
Answer: I frequent a gory photo site and my favorite panel at Dragoncon is the one where the coroner shows you the dead people photos. What do you think? ;P
Real Answer: Yes. Definitely. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww, tongue piercings. *user squirms*

Okay, everybody else now ...