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Aug. 25th, 2003 10:38 amThe "TP Goes to DragonCon" drinking game:
Sip every time ...
... TP falls asleep in an embarrassing position, like halfway through getting dressed.
... TP falls asleep in an embarrassing place, like Minnesota.
... TP completely doesn't notice some hot guy staring at her until it's too freaking late.
... TP tries to disgust her less-than-stalwart comrades-in-arms by vividly describing the photos Dr. Sperry shows during the Forensic Pathology track.
... TP goes for an entire day without remembering to eat an actual meal.
... TP squeals over something or someone that isn't shaped like James Marsters.
Drink every time ...
... TP buys something she doesn't need to survive over food.
... TP tosses on the little red Gandhi dress for less than an hour simply so that she can go haunt some place she heard a dirty rumor James might be anywhere near.
... TP professes to be a completely responsible, mature grownup right before she does something totally stupid, like squee and pounce at the script rack in the dealer's room.
... TP hears something in a panel that starts a Buffy rant.
... TP hears something in a panel that starts a movie rant.
... TP hears something in a panel that starts a Highlander rant.
... TP hears something in a panel that starts a comic-book rant.
... TP doesn't rant for more than an hour.
Guzzle if ...
... TP goes to the LJ panel and doesn't do or say something completely idiotic while she's there.
... TP doesn't, at the very least, try to find a way to sneak poison or a very tiny assassin to Marti Noxon through James, Danny, or Iyari.
... TP doesn't fall totally in luuuuurv with something in the dealer's room so expensive she couldn't afford it even if she tried selling off unnecessary internal organs to get it.
Start a continuous alcohol IV if ...
... TP covers up her LOTR tattoo at any point during the con for any longer than fifteen minutes.
... TP actually makes it through the con without even seeing James. At all.
Truth be told, I'm not the slavering, slobbering fangirl you'd think I'd be. I'm hopelessly realistic in that all I really want is just to see James, since coming within fifty feet of the guy during DragonCon is going to require a crowbar, a big burly wrestler, and quite possibly some nuclear weaponry. But just to see him from afar would be pretty nice. Just to know a guy who looks like that actually exists in real life? Yeah, that'd make my weekend well enough.
And yeah, I know. Pouncing, nuzzling, being dragged off to prison kicking and wailing, blah blah blah fishcakes. Yes, I am a hamster-brained yammer-monkey with an overactive saliva gland and grabby hands. (End monotonous sarcasm-heavy drone.) Dead body pictures now? *user bounces up and down hopefully*
Sip every time ...
... TP falls asleep in an embarrassing position, like halfway through getting dressed.
... TP falls asleep in an embarrassing place, like Minnesota.
... TP completely doesn't notice some hot guy staring at her until it's too freaking late.
... TP tries to disgust her less-than-stalwart comrades-in-arms by vividly describing the photos Dr. Sperry shows during the Forensic Pathology track.
... TP goes for an entire day without remembering to eat an actual meal.
... TP squeals over something or someone that isn't shaped like James Marsters.
Drink every time ...
... TP buys something she doesn't need to survive over food.
... TP tosses on the little red Gandhi dress for less than an hour simply so that she can go haunt some place she heard a dirty rumor James might be anywhere near.
... TP professes to be a completely responsible, mature grownup right before she does something totally stupid, like squee and pounce at the script rack in the dealer's room.
... TP hears something in a panel that starts a Buffy rant.
... TP hears something in a panel that starts a movie rant.
... TP hears something in a panel that starts a Highlander rant.
... TP hears something in a panel that starts a comic-book rant.
... TP doesn't rant for more than an hour.
Guzzle if ...
... TP goes to the LJ panel and doesn't do or say something completely idiotic while she's there.
... TP doesn't, at the very least, try to find a way to sneak poison or a very tiny assassin to Marti Noxon through James, Danny, or Iyari.
... TP doesn't fall totally in luuuuurv with something in the dealer's room so expensive she couldn't afford it even if she tried selling off unnecessary internal organs to get it.
Start a continuous alcohol IV if ...
... TP covers up her LOTR tattoo at any point during the con for any longer than fifteen minutes.
... TP actually makes it through the con without even seeing James. At all.
Truth be told, I'm not the slavering, slobbering fangirl you'd think I'd be. I'm hopelessly realistic in that all I really want is just to see James, since coming within fifty feet of the guy during DragonCon is going to require a crowbar, a big burly wrestler, and quite possibly some nuclear weaponry. But just to see him from afar would be pretty nice. Just to know a guy who looks like that actually exists in real life? Yeah, that'd make my weekend well enough.
And yeah, I know. Pouncing, nuzzling, being dragged off to prison kicking and wailing, blah blah blah fishcakes. Yes, I am a hamster-brained yammer-monkey with an overactive saliva gland and grabby hands. (End monotonous sarcasm-heavy drone.) Dead body pictures now? *user bounces up and down hopefully*
