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As if I need another reason to slack off ...

1. My newest story is finally starting to come together in my head.
2. After seeing "Jake 2.0" tonight, the urge to write fanfic again walked up behind me and walloped me repeatedly with a two-by-four. (Thanks, plot bunnies. Really, I mean it. And give me back that Home Depot credit card, damn it.)
3. And I was just surfing Television Without Pity and noticed no one is recapping Queer Eye. So now my brain wants to recap on my own because it's a big gigantic pulsating glutton for punishment.

Now, if you'll all excuse me, I'll just be trying to appease the Queer Eye part of my brain by, at the very least, finally making that Thom icon I've been wanting to do with him making the "Penis enlargement?!" face from the John V. episode with the tag, "This icon is just STUPID."

Hrm. Perhaps you had to be there.

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It's official. Due to the general atmosphere I don't doubt for a minute everybody on this friends list is sludging through in real life, you all need to get laid. Very, very laid.

And with that in mind ...

*user pounces on her friends list and shags away, careful not to mess up hairdos, makeup and outfits and making sure to finish it off by passing out chocolates and winning lottery tickets and Orlando Blooms and Angelina Jolies of your choosing*

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Dude, I want this for my birthday like you wouldn't believe! *user bounces up and down happily*

Hee. Told you guys I'd be like this today. ;)

Found on IMDb News ...

'Straight Guy' Backlash?

The long-predicted middle-America backlash to the hit Bravo series Queer Eye for the Straight Guy may have been ushered in in Helena, Montana, where the conservative Montana Family Coalition has condemned the show as "outrageous." Executive Director Julie Millam told the Helena Independent Record Wednesday: "A really good reality show for gay people would be five gay men dying of AIDS."

Because as we all know, all gay people do is catch AIDS and die. *nods solemnly*

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I can't wait for the next Batman movie.

( And since according to AICN, this guy just signed to play Bruce Wayne, me want Batman movie <I>NOW</I>. )

I think the appropriate reaction is "Gimme." Yup, that sounds right. :)

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Once upon a time, there was a plot bunny named Norm.

Norm wanted to act, so he got an audition and won a part and anybody who wants to can see him as an extra in the slow-motion giant-bunny epic, "Night of the Lepus".

Then he got another audition and got another part, and anybody who wants to can see him as the killer bunny rabbit in "Monty Python and the Holy Grail".

Then he got another audition and got another part, and anybody who wants to can see him as the crazy bunny rabbit coming out of the TV in "The Twilight Zone Movie".

And then Norm decided to retire from the acting business and work as a plot bunny again, and that's why I write stories where people get decapitated and innards fall out of gaping stomach wounds and if any character makes it to the end of the story without a visit to the emergency room, the operating room, or the morgue, then it's because they started out the story in five different pieces on at least three different continents.

P.S. No one is allowed to get me psychotherapy for my birthday. Norm said so, and he said it while lovingly fondling a battle axe, so I'd do what he says if I were you.