Ack!

I turned around, and everybody jacked my last meme! That's so silly.

Is that what happens when you drop dead on LJ? Someone drags you to Miracle Max, and then everybody gives up on you and checks your pockets for loose memes.

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Is it bad that the show doesn't even start until tonight and I'm already planning on writing Jake 2.0 fanfic?

Yeah, though so.

Yeah, color me surprised ... *heavy on the sarcasm*

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And also, sheesh, would the two of you just get freakin' married already? Do you realize that the two of you could have been married, divorced, through the bitter pain of tattoo removal, and wallowing happily in ripping each other's script choices to bits in the time it's taken you to make the American public allergic to the very mention of your names? For crying out loud ...

Then again, I'd like to file a petition to have "Bennifer" stricken from the public domain and its annoying squashability replaced with "Gennufleck". It sounds more like a little kid in church flicking boogers at the priest, which would probably give me the same warm and fuzzy feeling in my stomach as Ben&Jen getting plowed into a brick wall by an Amtrak train.

*user happy-sighs as she scratches at the Gennufleck-inflicted rash now spreading up her arm*

Random stupid thought ...

You know how Chewbacca would roar and growl, and Han would just go, "You said it, Chewie," or something equally vague? Wouldn't it be funny if what Chewie was really saying was something along the lines of, "You idiot, I wasn't even saying anything! What the hell -- oh, you're trying to make it look like you actually understand what I'm saying, aren't you? Oh, that's funny, that's real funny. Dumbass."

And later on, Han "taught" Leia and Luke what Chewie was saying and then laughed his ass off at them all. Then he threatened C3PO to play along or he'd cut off his transistors at the wire plugs or some-whosa-whatsits.

Hee. I think I like the "Star Wars" in my head better.

(I also think R2D2 wasn't really talking when he beeped, he just had an Annoying Dork Alarm(TM) installed, which was why he usually talked more around C3PO and Luke. Which makes a weird sort of sense to me, but then again, doesn't everything?)

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Calendar Girls

I so can't wait to see this movie. "We're going to need considerably bigger buns." Hee.

*user snuggles Julie Walters and Helen Mirren and hopes she gets some talent cooties*

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Raise Beer Tax to Reduce Teenage Drinking -- Report

US Revising Food Pyramid to Slim Waists

Okay, I've got to know. Exactly how stupid do you have to be to believe that either one of those plans is going to work? Hell, nearly all of my friends in high school and most of my brother's friends get beer the old-fashioned way -- they steal it from their parents. So why the hell do they think teenagers are going to care if there's a tax on beer?

And would everybody who even remembers what's on the food pyramid exactly please raise their hands?

Yeah, thought so.

Jake 2.0

Ten minutes and I already love this. The fact that Jake looks exactly like the last guy I fell hard for might possibly have something to do with that. He's so adorably geeky. :)

EDIT: Jesus, this might possibly be my new personal crack. And it's not because it's that good, although it is definitely worth catching. But the guy looks exactly like Scott, and to be honest, if Scott walked in the door right now, I'd probably pounce on him and shag him like a friends list.

Yes, I'm strange. But dude ... *user gestures wildly in the general direction of superpowered Scott-lookalike*