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Yankees/Marlins?! Where's the fun in that World Series? No long-time rivalries, no fire and brimstone, no "Back to the Future" prophecies fulfilled ...

All you get out of that World Series is baseball. Meh.

Hey, maybe they could have Infestation Night and fans could fling locusts at the players when the game gets too boring. That'd be worth watching. And possibly playing along with at home in a Rocky Horror-esque fashion.

Eh, on second thought, you scrape bug guts off your TV screen. I'll pass.

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This weekend will not officially be complete unless I have, at some point, gotten so incredibly drunk that I cannot walk, I cannot speak clearly, and I cannot type without slamming my face repeatedly into the keyboard. Which, by the way, will require two Smirnoffs instead of just the one.

Hee. Sometimes, I really love being a budget-proportional drunk.