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Have now made my obligatory parental phone call for the week. Of course, I have to talk to Boss Lady at work today about Thanksgiving and when I can get out of work next Wednesday, which means another phone call tonight. Ack. But still, anything to make sure tomorrow night is undisturbed. Squee! New Gay! I feel joy. *user does the Dance of New Queer Eye Episodes*

Ooo, and bmpq showed me this, because he loves me and wants me to be happy. Oh, yes.

Ooo, and Ashton Kutcher Punk'd Halle Berry at the premiere of "Gothika". You know, I don't think pissing off "Hit and Run" Berry is really the best idea on the planet, but this is "I'm going to break up with Demi Moore eventually and completely disappoint Bruce freaking Willis's children in the process" Kutcher we're talking about.

I'm pretty sure if I spotted anyone who even looked like Ashton Kutcher in the near vicinity, I'd beat the crap out of him with a shovel. Which means the only difference between the pre- and post-Punk'd Ashtons is that now I'd have to massacre a cameraman and a sound guy, too.

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Every time I walk past one of the guys at work, he asks, "What are you doing, Jenn?" in this accusing tone of voice.

I've started making it interesting. Today, I told him I was teaching sea monkeys to juggle.

Which is, of course, ludicrous. Sea monkeys prefer the tightrope. Hmph.

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