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( Here is the newest craptastic photo of Halle Berry as Catwoman. )

You want to know what makes that photo look a million times stupider? ( Then click here. )

Exactly how is it possible to make every wrong decision about a movie ever? Sheesh. Although I have to admit, I think I adore the Jersey Girl trailer. I even like Liv Tyler in it, which says something. (And that something is probably, "Wheeeeeeeeee! J.Lo dies in the first fifteen minutes!" You just know that scene will get a standing ovation.) And that little girl is incredibly cute.

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I'm not a science geek but this seriously pisses me off. What's next, diverting funds away from the airlines to teach people how to teleport?

President Bush, fuck you, the horse you rode in on, the guy who trained it to count to ten, and the little girl who fed it apples.

EDIT: And also, fuck these people. Oh, what fun it is to wake up to hateful homophobia and bigotry. *growls*

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( Quarters, porn, and 'nads. This post has everything! )

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You know what? I think if you screw up enough things in your life -- big things like love and money and academics -- you should get a do-over. Just get to completely wash your hands of the entire affair and start from scratch.

Maybe that's the explanation for my infatuation with post-apocalyptic fiction. Some days, aside from the total annihilation of the planet, starting over doesn't look so bad.

And now I'm going to drink and watch "The Twilight Zone". Yeah, that'll help me lighten up.

P.S. Today, I had an idea for a Terminator/Buffy crossover fic. That's it, I'm putting out a restraining order on my writing muse.

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I still say my favorite thing about fandom_scruples is that any underage person looking for easy-to-access porn can find all their smutty needs met by simply going to fandom_scruples and looking up the blacklist.

"We've compiled a list of abominable writers who don't hide their horrific porn from your virgin eyes!"

"Gee, thanks, guys! It would have taken days to find these authors without your help!"

*snerk*