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Ooo, did I mention I bought my first Peeps of the season yesterday? I like my Peeps stale, though, so I'm going to have to wait a few days to eat them.

My Peeps aren't hard enough to eat until they kick down the front door and head out to beat the crap out of some bikers.

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( More color bars, but cut for the people who are sick of 'em. Even if these are the really funny ones. )

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After looking at that Brady Bunch one, you know what I need? An animated icon that says, "I'm genetically predipositioned to be in fandom ..." then flashes pictures of Gilligan's Island, the Brady Bunch, the Partridge Family, Jonny Quest, Thunderbirds, and Sherman and Peabody before saying, "... because my dad was a fanboy before it was cool."

One day, I wlll seriously figure out how to do that shit. Sheesh.

Okay, why hasn't anyone made this one yet?

Jesus hates repetitive anonymous movie advertisements.

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I know it's a spoiler for an upcoming Charmed episode, but that doesn't stop the second part with the bit in the elevator from being really, really funny.

GIP!

darcydodo is the bomb, and several other out-of-use yet equally viable slang terms signifying awe and gratitude and whatnot. :)

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The things you find while taking a little trip in the Way Back machine on the writers's group list ...

( You know you live/work in Washington, DC when ... )

And also, how come when I'm doing nothin', my computer works fine, but if I decide to do any actual work, it bails? Hmph. Electronic asshat.

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After looking over emails I sent after last year's Oscar ceremony, I'd just like to say that considering that Charlize Theron is heavily favored to win Best Actress and last year's Best Actor usually presents the award, if Adrien Brody doesn't sweep her into his arms and make out with her on national television when she comes on stage to accept her award, he's not the dignified actor I thought he was.

Not like these are real spoilers, just a couple of noids.

All I can say after watching "Charmed" tonight is that I liked it better in the spoilers when there was a hug at the end.

And also, still love, love, love, love, and love Chris. But not his clothes, because that green flag shirt was enough ugly for a whole wardrobe.

Okay, so maybe any T-shirt he owns that rides up and shows off his abs when he enthusiastically yells "YES!" can stay.