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Dude, Johnny Depp actually won the SAG award over Sean and Bill?! *squees*

Okay, you know what? If anyone who's not Bill Murray can win next Sunday, let it be Johnny. Please, Academy, I beg you.

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So, yeah. Didn't watch the SAG awards yesterday, but then again, I never do. There are three awards shows I never really watch -- the Grammys, because I'm just not that into music; the Emmys, because there's no fun in watching the same people win five years in a row; and the SAG awards, because the only things I get out of them are pretty, pretty dresses and the occasional surprise win. Last night's surprise win was Johnny Depp, who wasn't there, and I wanted to be sure I saw him, so I watched "Inside the Actor's Studio." And I flipped back and forth between that and "Charmed" so that I could fulfill my pretty, pretty requirement with Drew Fuller.

( Charmed )

GIP

Because there's something seriously wrong with me. :)

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Dear blue jean companies,

Is it too much to ask that you make styish jeans for short people, too? Some of us have a hard enough time getting on the rides at the amusement park without having to roll our jeans up three times over.

Sincerely,

Me

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Dear Sean Penn,

I'm sorry, were we supposed to give you an award last night? *dies laughing*

Sincerely,

Me

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Dear John Rhys-Davies,

Enclosed with this letter is a muzzle. Save yourself some energy next Sunday and give it to Sean Astin.

Sincerely,

Me

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Dear whoever it is that said, "There are no stupid questions,"

Yes. Yes, there are.

Sincerely,

Me

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Dear Social Skills Fairy,

From what I've seen lately, you've obviously been slacking on the job. Therefore, consider yourself fired.

Sincerely,

Me

A random thought on the "Sex and the City" finale.

I'm so glad that the finale ended the exact way I'd always hoped, with Sex and the City hooking up in the very last scene.

I thought it was particularly touching the way the City raced to the airport to stop Sex before it got on the airplane with that dumbass and kissed Sex right there on the tarmac. Cliched, but sweet.

*romantic sighs*

The two of them should be having a little Times Square porn shop in no time.

EDIT: I know there are no porn shops in Times Square anymore, but damn it, I'm old-fashioned like that.

A meme, just for kicks

Give me, with attribution ...

1. Your favorite movie quote(s).
2. Your favorite quote(s) from TV.
3. Your favorite book quote(s).
4. Your favorite fanfic quote(s).
5. Your favorite real-life quote(s).

All right, that's it!

I'm officially declaring a national holiday, and all I can say about it is that it will happen once a year on a random weekday and everyone will be allowed to torture, maim, dismember, and/or kill a co-worker of their choice without consequence. Someone will just show up at your office one day with a variety of weaponry, tools, and more embarrassing injury-inflicting items like paper cocktail umbrellas and Christmas lights.

I not only think that this holiday should be brought to fruition, but also that I should be the schmuck with the arsenal. It would be so very, very cathartic.

So the question stands -- Did I have a bad day at work today?




Yes. Yes, I did.

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Oh, and did I mention I got my Jake 2.0 DVD from UPN today?

And it came in a flimsy cardboard sleeve. Now, come on, UPN. Surely you don't think this highly of Jake. Perhaps you could have wrapped the DVDs in Kleenex and sent them off on a cross-continental breeze with a great big fan or something.

*sigh*

I miss my favorite show. *sniffle*