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Yesterday I called my dad and told him about my Amazon wish list when he asked me what I wanted for my birthday. Score! :)

Then again, the first thing he said was, "Do you have Down Periscope?" And if it weren't for the chlorine he contributed to my gene pool, my immediate reaction wouldn't have been to brightly yelp, "Ooo, no, I don't. You can get me that one!" I shouldn't be so excited my dad threatened to get me a Kelsey Grammer movie. I'm pretty sure giving Down Periscope as a present is a felony in twelve states, but I've decided to justify my desire to get it by pointing out William H. Macy is in it, and he's wearing a jaunty mustache that's probably real.

I think it's sad that my love of submarine movies didn't come with actual taste. Then again, I think it's sad that "Spice Up Your Life" from the Spice Girls is one of my favorite songs, but it doesn't stop me from listening to it.

Why I try not to write sex scenes.

So I was reading this post regarding stories in which girls losing their virginity have these flowery, magical experiences, and it got me thinking.

( This may be my first-ever writing ramble, so bear with me. )

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The governor of New Jersey had an affair and was being blackmailed, so he's resigning. And you know, if the person he was having an affair with hadn't had a penis, they might actually be focusing on it rather than his newly admitted homosexuality. *sighs*

I may actually be able to scrape together a script for the sitcom contest this weekend from an old film script. Yay, me. :)

EDIT: The last time I checked that crush meme, sixteen of you had crushes on me. Hee! You lovable little hornballs, you! *shags you all sideways, upside down, inside out, backwards, in twenty different time zones and fifteen separate dimensions*

OBNOXIOUS CO-WORKER OF EDIT: I don't think loudly singing along to "Poisoning Pigeons in the Park" at work is winning me points with anyone.

OTHER OBNOXIOUS CO-WORKER OF EDIT: Lieutenant Asshat and Boy-on-Boy Action just reduced me to teary-eyed giggles reciting lines from "Bad Santa". Damn them. *goes back to giggling