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Aug. 30th, 2004
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Aug. 30th, 2004 11:06 amOn one hand, I could leave right now, get to work forty-five minutes early, and impress the Bossman a bit on the first Bosslady-less day.
On the other hand, I could stay here and keep typing up TroNoWriMo stuff for the next half hour.
*ponders*
*sighs*
I'm going, I'm going. *grumbles, gets ready for bus*
On the other hand, I could stay here and keep typing up TroNoWriMo stuff for the next half hour.
*ponders*
*sighs*
I'm going, I'm going. *grumbles, gets ready for bus*
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Aug. 30th, 2004 10:45 pmThe good news: I was Super Attempted Deliveries Coordinator today, as I returned packages with the greatest of ease and sent off messages like a really lame mutant ability. Also, Lieutenant Asshat bought me chicken tenders, and the takeout place brought real mayo in a condiment cup so I could dip 'em. Mmmm.
The bad news: With the exception of Lieutenant Asshat, Bossman, and possibly the Town Crier, I may throttle senseless every other co-worker I have.
Also, how much do you think a spare kidney sells for on the black market? You think if I donated my eggs, I could get more than a couple bucks for them, seeing as how they're all scrambled and whatnot? Does anybody even allow indentured servitude as an option anymore? *wishes that some time in the night, all of the debt collectors would be culled and sent to Mars or something*
Bah. Am going to go type up TroNoWriMo stuffies until I can't feel my fingertips anymore.
EDIT: Oh, I almost forgot. Remember how the Bush twins might be going to a gay wedding on September 11th? Well, today on the Don & Mike show were the two guys who were getting hitched (who apparently have been hitched everywhere, like Amsteram and San Francisco and now Richmond, and yet toads still haven't fallen from the sky). They were very cool, invited Don and Mike to the reception, mentioned that the Bush twins are going to try to make it but haven't officially confirmed, and then they were asked how everybody thinks it's interesting, that they would go to a gay wedding with their Dad being George W. Bush.
Well, they said they couldn't say anything more, but that they'd written a letter to the President and gotten a response, and said it should hit the newspapers soon. See, now I'm curious what he said to them. "You seem like very nice people, but your marriage is an abomination before God and I hope you burn in Hell"? Except, you know, with more typos.
The bad news: With the exception of Lieutenant Asshat, Bossman, and possibly the Town Crier, I may throttle senseless every other co-worker I have.
Also, how much do you think a spare kidney sells for on the black market? You think if I donated my eggs, I could get more than a couple bucks for them, seeing as how they're all scrambled and whatnot? Does anybody even allow indentured servitude as an option anymore? *wishes that some time in the night, all of the debt collectors would be culled and sent to Mars or something*
Bah. Am going to go type up TroNoWriMo stuffies until I can't feel my fingertips anymore.
EDIT: Oh, I almost forgot. Remember how the Bush twins might be going to a gay wedding on September 11th? Well, today on the Don & Mike show were the two guys who were getting hitched (who apparently have been hitched everywhere, like Amsteram and San Francisco and now Richmond, and yet toads still haven't fallen from the sky). They were very cool, invited Don and Mike to the reception, mentioned that the Bush twins are going to try to make it but haven't officially confirmed, and then they were asked how everybody thinks it's interesting, that they would go to a gay wedding with their Dad being George W. Bush.
Well, they said they couldn't say anything more, but that they'd written a letter to the President and gotten a response, and said it should hit the newspapers soon. See, now I'm curious what he said to them. "You seem like very nice people, but your marriage is an abomination before God and I hope you burn in Hell"? Except, you know, with more typos.