GIP!

Because it wasn't like I didn't already want to bear his children, but after hearing about his trouncing Tucker Carlson on Crossfire, it's entirely possible I've spontaneously generated a Jon-Stewart-spawned pregnancy through force of will. *swoon*

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Colin Farrell and Jamie Foxx are going to be in a Miami Vice movie.

I would go seriously go see this. Which is sad, because I can almost see the March of the Incredibly Crappy Reviews from here.

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Do you know how long it took me to find out how much one million dollars weighs? Internet, you're disappointing me of late. *is annoyed*

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Remember that Random Crappy Horror Movie Collection IIIVVAGFTHFJSXX I mentioned picking up yesterday?

"Crappy" is being generous. If the rest of the movies are as bad as this one ... *dies giggling* I feel like I'm watching a seventh-grader's class project. Well, except for the soft-core vampire porn. *goes back to laughing like a lunatic*

EDIT: Oh, I so have to TWoP-summarize this sucker to itty bitty pieces. *laughs hysterically*

HIGHLY AMUSED MOVIE CRITIC OF EDIT: If this is supposed to be porn, they're going to have to try to lower their expectations a tad. This is a little too much of an attempt at plot for porn.

Random Saturday thought

Every time I go to the grocery store, the phrase, "A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter" gets stuck in my head.

I once had a fight with my mother about where that phrase comes from, so everybody who knows get the fresh baked good of their choice. :)

EDIT: *starts handing out cookies and muffins and scones and cakes and stuff*

OVERWORKED WRITER OF EDIT: Yay! Another chapter done! *happy dance*

Movie Quotes Tag

Well, I'm bored. And when I get bored, we play Movie Quotes Tag.

( The rules! The entries! The last anyone will see of you for hours! )

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I have a question for anyone who's been homeschooled or knows someone who's been homeschooled. How exactly do you graduate? I mean, I'd guess you just take a GED, but is that all you have to do? And if you hit fourteen or fifteen or something and you've reached whatever requirements you need to finish, you can just do that, right?

Don't mind me. I'm debating whether or not to have one of my characters be homeschooled.

*sigh* You know, if I replaced "characters" with "children," that might not sound so damn silly.

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That's two chapters I've gotten done today! Kermit, do the dance of rapidly increasing word count!

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Excuse me, but why didn't anybody mention this to me?

Bad friends list! No virtual orgy!

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So I've been getting all anal-retentive with my DVD collection again. If you want to know how bad about it I am, my two DVD stands fit 216 single DVDs. With my box sets in them, I now have two full DVD stands with one extra DVD left out. To fit them all in, I had to take out the Jake 2.0 DVD, which really isn't official so when I'm trying to make space, I take it out, and move two single DVDs out of alphabetical order to fit the box sets in.

Those two DVDs that are in the stands but aren't in alphabetical order? Goddamn killing me. I swear they're staring at the back of my neck and softly singing "One of these things is not like the other ..." in creepy childlike voices like old horror movie theme songs. And any minute now, they'll get the others to mutiny, and I'll turn around and they'll be artistically arranged in a DVD house that's taller than me.

And I'll burst into tears and wail and sob, and if they send me off to the looney bin, just remember to pour some Kool-Aid mix into the kindergarten paste before you send it to me so that it tastes like cherry.

Anyway, in the theme of slacking off when I'm supposed to be writing, another Actors Who Are In My DVD Collection list. God only knows why I do this ... probably in case I ever decide I need to OD on Christopher Lloyd movies one day.

( The list )

Things I Learned While Researching This:

-- I just ran out of space in my DVD stands and need to get another one if I'm going to want to store with my crack DVD collection.
-- Double-checking this through IMDb just proved how many good movies by these actors I don't have yet.
-- The sequel to The Mask of Zorro will have Antonio Banderas and Rufus Sewell in it. It's entirely possible my panties won't survive the trip to the theater due to spontaneous combustion.
-- Not to spoil anything, but I think I know who the extra thief is in Ocean's Twelve just from looking at the cast list on IMDb. (It's a big "I think", though, because I have another theory based on a couple of articles I've read. And why do I even care, anyway?)