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So I'm watching Maury while I do my hair and fittingly enough, they're doing one of those "We're cutting your husband's way too long hair!" shows. This woman was getting married and wanted her fiance (who didn't look all that bad with the long hair and a beard) to get his hair cut off for the wedding.

Oh. My. GOD. There was a freakin' supermodel hiding under all that hair, I swear to God. *swoons*

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*goes to bank*

*checks checking account balance*

*has fit at stupid fees that give me an overdraft and stupid bank that charges me an overdraft fee*

*vows to find a new bank before I go to my bank again and throttle the tellers*

URGH. Okay, so maybe I'm not getting my kitten tattoo next weekend. *grumblegrumble*

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Jorge Garcia on the Fuselage ...

When were just getting back to work in HAWAII I came across some fan fiction, we hadn't even aired yet but they were already writing about us. And let me tell you a lot of it was "dirty."

So I printed a few up and took them with me when I went to dinner with some of the gang and we passed them around and read them out loud. The rule was basically if it was about you, you had to be the narrator. It was fun. And just recently Maggie was saying that we should do that again.

*is dead*

Okay, you know that meme that goes around every once in a while about naming famous people you'd want to have dinner with? God, do I want to have dinner with these guys, especially if it means they're going to read porny fanfic to each other. I find it particularly amusing that Maggie thought they should totally do it again, considering I don't think I've seen more than a handful of fanfics so far (other than the Jack/Boone fics) where Shannon and Boone weren't totally rockin' the incest train.

Ian reading Jack/Boone porn out loud. Dom reading Charlie/Claire porn out loud. Naveen or Josh reading Sawyer/Sayid porn out loud.

...

I'll be in my bunk.

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Canada's Supreme Court ruled Thursday that gay marriage was constitutional, a landmark opinion allowing the federal government to call on Parliament to legalize same-sex unions nationwide.

Meanwhile, in America, we still have to deal with this schmuck. "Dig a hole," Gerald Allen recommends, "and dump them in it." As somebody else said, I'm not taking literary suggestions from someone who think Shakespeare's character's name was "Hammet."

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I was killing time while eating dinner just now, so I wandered over to the TWoP forums for Amazing Race for something to read while I ate. And I guess somewhere in the forums, someone said that when Kris was doing the Lac Rose thing this week, and Jon was watching her with a smile and said she was doing good and looking good doing it, somebody thought he was leering at her like a serial killer.

*sigh* Dude, I was leering at Kris, and I'm a straight chick. If he's staring at his perky, eternally happy long-distance girlfriend, it's only because his freakin' eyes are OPEN. Sheesh.

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Jorge Garcia posted this on TheFuselage and I damn near died laughing ...

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EDIT: GYAH. Stupid work computer. *hits with hammer*

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The Charlie and the Chocolate Factory trailer.

My first impressions? And I mean, aside from the one in my forehead when I banged my head against the wall after trying to figure out how much and what variety of hardline, grade-A quality CRACK Tim Burton is on.

1. I am going to go to my grave with that song in my head. Because it will have killed me. Gyah.

2. Johnny Depp's teeth in this movie = one of the scariest things I've ever seen on film.

3. That high-pitched sound you hear coming from England is Roald Dahl squeeing in his grave. Because, heh, I would be if I were him.

4. That ending? HEE. Only Johnny Depp gets away with that sort of shit. :)

Man, I think I need a Veruca Salt icon proclaiming what a spoiled brat I am. *EG*

EDIT: Hee. :)