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apocalypsosThe Charlie and the Chocolate Factory trailer.
My first impressions? And I mean, aside from the one in my forehead when I banged my head against the wall after trying to figure out how much and what variety of hardline, grade-A quality CRACK Tim Burton is on.
1. I am going to go to my grave with that song in my head. Because it will have killed me. Gyah.
2. Johnny Depp's teeth in this movie = one of the scariest things I've ever seen on film.
3. That high-pitched sound you hear coming from England is Roald Dahl squeeing in his grave. Because, heh, I would be if I were him.
4. That ending? HEE. Only Johnny Depp gets away with that sort of shit. :)
Man, I think I need a Veruca Salt icon proclaiming what a spoiled brat I am. *EG*
EDIT: Hee. :)
My first impressions? And I mean, aside from the one in my forehead when I banged my head against the wall after trying to figure out how much and what variety of hardline, grade-A quality CRACK Tim Burton is on.
1. I am going to go to my grave with that song in my head. Because it will have killed me. Gyah.
2. Johnny Depp's teeth in this movie = one of the scariest things I've ever seen on film.
3. That high-pitched sound you hear coming from England is Roald Dahl squeeing in his grave. Because, heh, I would be if I were him.
4. That ending? HEE. Only Johnny Depp gets away with that sort of shit. :)
Man, I think I need a Veruca Salt icon proclaiming what a spoiled brat I am. *EG*
EDIT: Hee. :)
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Date: 2004-12-09 07:34 pm (UTC)In a totally awesome way.
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Date: 2004-12-09 07:37 pm (UTC)Needless to say, I think I'll be there opening day.
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Date: 2004-12-09 07:38 pm (UTC)CRACK!
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Date: 2004-12-09 07:49 pm (UTC)AND THAT SONG AAHHHHH *listens to Magic Dance for earworm suicide*
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Date: 2004-12-09 07:50 pm (UTC)whew. Bizarre. I don't know if it's a good bizarre or a bad bizarre. I guess it's just Tim Burton.
Those teeth are indeed scary.
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Date: 2004-12-09 07:55 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-12-09 07:57 pm (UTC)4. That ending? HEE. Only Johnny Depp gets away with that sort of shit. :)
I watched it twice just to see him do it again. I think the movie is going to be great in a PCP induced kinda way.
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Date: 2004-12-09 08:04 pm (UTC)*sigh* I adore The Deppster, but wonder if there will ever be a Willy Wonka who resembles the small, curmudgeonly fellow he is in the book. Depp is awfully good-looking, tall, and slim to play this role, creepy teeth notwithstanding. I swear if they filmed The Wizard of Oz today, Hillary Duff or Brittany Spears would play Dorothy, a variety of buff studs would play the Scarecrow, Lion and Tin Man, and Depp would play the Wizard. ;) Susan Sarandon would play Auntie Em!
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Date: 2004-12-10 07:37 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2004-12-09 08:12 pm (UTC)Feel my thwarted fannish rage! RAGE! Every sentence I wrote ended with an exclamation point! WEAK!
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Date: 2004-12-09 09:36 pm (UTC)Hope that'll do the trick. =)
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Date: 2004-12-10 08:13 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-12-09 08:15 pm (UTC)-blue
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Date: 2004-12-09 08:17 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-12-09 08:21 pm (UTC)Also: Depp is scary in the trailer. so scary. *dreams haunted. and not in the good way. ;_;*
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Date: 2004-12-09 09:00 pm (UTC)Or possibly edith head. Complete with too tight smile.
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Date: 2004-12-09 09:09 pm (UTC)I'm there.
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Date: 2004-12-09 11:19 pm (UTC)Incredible. I am so. so. excited...
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Date: 2004-12-10 02:38 am (UTC)1 - I've had the Oompa loompa song stuck in my head for decades. This one doesn't strike me as being any worse.
2 - I think it's the contrast between the lips and the teeth. The lipstick looks fine when we can't see the teeth. When we can see the teeth, it's a little ray of creepiness.
3 - Why? The trailer didn't give me a good enough idea of what the movie will be like, really.
4 - Bwahaha.
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Date: 2004-12-10 08:09 am (UTC)Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka....
Date: 2004-12-14 09:00 am (UTC)I just saw it. And the song will never leave my head for the rest of my life.
I am so so frightened for this movie. On many levels.
I mean, I love the man, but Johnny Depp is no Gene Wilder.
I just hope it isn't shoot-me-in-the-face bad...