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Okay, I'll go with Kate Bosworth as Lois Lane, but Kevin Spacey as Lex Luthor? *headdesk*

Tortoise adopts baby hippo. Awwwwww.

Watching contestants eat dead rats on NBC's gross-out stunt show "Fear Factor" so disgusted a Cleveland man that he has sued NBC for $2.5 million, saying he could not stomach what he saw. Oh, for crying out loud. As stupid as I think Fear Factor can be, I do have the brains not to turn to friggin' thing on.

Have a miscarriage, go to jail? What. The. FUCK. And the reasoning behind this delegate proposing the bill is just complete and total BS.

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Well, it's official. It's back to the old DHL station with me. So, come Monday, goodbye, Oh-Woe-Is-Me-Ooooo, and helloooooooo, Bossman and Lieutenant Asshat. :) You know, on one hand, I'll be away from all the junk food they sell in the mall, but on the other hand, I'll be back with Lieutenant Asshat and his five kajillion takeout menus. Oh, my poor waistline. *whimpers*

I was really ready to snap at Oh-Woe-Is-Me-Ooooo today. Everybody was talking about not eating takeout and I mentioned I needed to lay off the McDonald's for a little bit so I wouldn't have to go shopping for new clothes a size bigger I can't afford. And amazingly enough, the polite response is not to lean over giggling and poke me in the stomach like the Pillsbury Doughboy. Sheesh.

And speaking of clothes, I need to wash every piece of clothing I own tonight. Argh.

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Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston have decided to separate?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! However will we get through this? *wail, sob, gnashing of --*

Hey, wait a second. I don't give a fuck.

Never mind. :)