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*glares out window as flurries are finally spotted* Ah, snow. My mortal enemy. At last, you have arrived. Now, let us duel to the death. Or at least, to the ten-month hiatus. En garde! *sigh* At the very least, you could have started last night so that I might have been able to get away with calling off of work today. Bah.

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Oh, yeah, NOW it starts snowing hard. *eye roll*

So in today's adventures of torturing myself by listening to Bill O'Reilly, he once again went on about Buster the Bunny wandering into Vermont maple country and stumbling onto a veritable swarm of copulating lesbians. No, wait, I'm sorry, it was a little girl with two mommies. My bad. Anyway, O'Reilly wanted to know what two lesbians had to do with maple syrup. Oh, Falafel Boy, if you can't come up with something two lesbians can do with maple syrup, I don't know what to do with you.

Also, he said that Chris Rock's Bush jokes were just tasteless in such a way as to make it sound like they never make jokes about the president at the Oscars. Oh, and he said the Jude Law jokes were stupid because no one knows who Jude Law is.

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