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[apocalypsos]

Oh, yeah, NOW it starts snowing hard. *eye roll*

So in today's adventures of torturing myself by listening to Bill O'Reilly, he once again went on about Buster the Bunny wandering into Vermont maple country and stumbling onto a veritable swarm of copulating lesbians. No, wait, I'm sorry, it was a little girl with two mommies. My bad. Anyway, O'Reilly wanted to know what two lesbians had to do with maple syrup. Oh, Falafel Boy, if you can't come up with something two lesbians can do with maple syrup, I don't know what to do with you.

Also, he said that Chris Rock's Bush jokes were just tasteless in such a way as to make it sound like they never make jokes about the president at the Oscars. Oh, and he said the Jude Law jokes were stupid because no one knows who Jude Law is.

Comments

[lamiael.livejournal.com]

No one knows who Jude Law is? Ok, sure, if you're BLIND.

Even then, blind people have been known to perk up at the mere hint of his voice. :-D

[wal-lace.livejournal.com]

Have you seen Outfoxed yet? Because they humiliate O'Reilly quite beautifully.

Anyway, now everybody should realise he's a dumbass.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I have it on DVD. It makes me feel happy. And also, morally superior. :)

[pie-is-good.livejournal.com]

Nobody makes fun of the president or has heard of Jude Law because here in America, we're a totalitarian society.

[silverhill.livejournal.com]

What were the Bush jokes? I didn't get to hear them.

[vampychick.livejournal.com]

There was one bit that was actually pretty funny, comparing Bush's performance at his job to people working in other jobs.

"Now imagine if you worked at the Gap, and your register's already thirty-one trillion dollars short, and you decide to go invade Banana Republic 'cause you think they're making toxic tank tops."

[nuit-belle.livejournal.com]

No one knows who Jude Law is? Are you kidding me?

When you think people can't say stupid things, someone will always come along and surprise you.

[drewbeartx.livejournal.com]

Buster Bunny? As in the Tiny Toons?

Exactly how does a cartoon rabbit have anything to do with Vermont maple-syrup-weilding lesbians?

[spyderqueen.livejournal.com]

no, as in the Arthur cartoon.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

No, the cartoon bunny on PBS who goes around to different places and meets other kids who teach him about other places and stuff. The episode in question featured him going to Vermont to learn about maple syrup production and meeting a little girl with two mommies.

[drewbeartx.livejournal.com]

OOOOOoooh! Now I remember reading/hearing about this. Was the little girl's name 'Heater'?

Btw, there sure are a lot of cartoon boy rabbits named 'Buster', aren't there? I wonder why it's such a popular name.

[tallest-spork.livejournal.com]

I dunno, the one in Arthur's been around for quite a while, the books aren't old but they've been around for a long time.

[robyn-ma.livejournal.com]

And an excruciatingly dull show it was, at that, unless one has a maple-syrup fetish.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

You wouldn't think so the way he makes it sound. He keeps talking about it as if it were hardcore lesbian porn with, like, a stuffed bunny in the corner of the room watching in horror.

[lots42.livejournal.com]

Great visuals.

[melaniedavidson.livejournal.com]

...I wish more kids shows were like that.

(Someone should write that as a fic. "An episode of Arthur, as told by O' Reilly!")

[vampychick.livejournal.com]

I thought everybody knew who Jude Law was. But of course, Bill O'Reilley's living under a rock.

[midnightbex.livejournal.com]

No one knows who Jude Law is? He's been in like 3/4 of the biggest movies for the last couple of years. This only confirms my fact that O'Reilly has to be living under a rock. I mean, really.

[gehayi.livejournal.com]

I would say that Bill O'Reilly IS a rock.

But then, that would insult the intelligence of rocks.

[lakidaa.livejournal.com]

Dude, Icon liek whoa.

<3

[akacat]

Bill O'Reilly IS a rock

So people have been living under Bill O'Reilly? Ewwww.

[gehayi.livejournal.com]

Well, if you consider Faux News people...

[midnightbex.livejournal.com]

Your right though, we don't want to insult the rock party. You could make single cell organism comparisons, but then I'm pretty sure they'd take offense as well.

[stevie-jane.livejournal.com]

Heh, considering the whole pretext of the joke was that Jude Law has been around so much lately that everyone who has any awareness of the world whatsoever has been ODing on the guy, couldn't avoid him or knowing who he is unless they avoided all newspapers, television, film and people who loff him, that's pretty damn ironic.

Oh, and how could anything concerning Bush be tasteless? I have no words.

[akacat]

he said the Jude Law jokes were stupid because no one knows who Jude Law is.

It's inconceivable that there's anyone who doesn't know who Jude Law is. And I'm including random tribespeople in the Amazon rain forest when I say that.

[seferin.livejournal.com]

Isn't Jude Law the reason why there is a market for asbestos panties?

[swingangel.livejournal.com]

That must come as a bit of a shock to Jude Law....

[kateorman.livejournal.com]

They could make lesbian pancakes omg

Why is he "Felafel Boy"? Is it because after listening to him you fel awful?

[drewbeartx.livejournal.com]

Bad pun! Bad! No treat for you! ::rubs nose in the mess::

[kateorman.livejournal.com]

Or perhaps it's O'Reilley's obsession with hommos.

[gattamelata.livejournal.com]

Um. Not too sure what the bunny has to do with the couple, myself. Or what two mommies has to do with rabbit-like copulating.

Even I know who Jude Law is, and the last movie I saw... Okay, I'm disqualified. *facepalm* Still, even kids know who Jude Law is, by that reckoning.

[lots42.livejournal.com]

There's a PBS cartoon floating around where animal-like characters interact and are all warm and fuzzy and 'Family Matters'. In one episode, a kid meets a girl with two mommies. Apparently this is worse then Hitler and Stalin and Saddam punching kittens.

[lots42.livejournal.com]

Chris Rock's jokes were dumb because they sucked, not because of politics.