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[apocalypsos]

Oh, yeah, NOW it starts snowing hard. *eye roll*

So in today's adventures of torturing myself by listening to Bill O'Reilly, he once again went on about Buster the Bunny wandering into Vermont maple country and stumbling onto a veritable swarm of copulating lesbians. No, wait, I'm sorry, it was a little girl with two mommies. My bad. Anyway, O'Reilly wanted to know what two lesbians had to do with maple syrup. Oh, Falafel Boy, if you can't come up with something two lesbians can do with maple syrup, I don't know what to do with you.

Also, he said that Chris Rock's Bush jokes were just tasteless in such a way as to make it sound like they never make jokes about the president at the Oscars. Oh, and he said the Jude Law jokes were stupid because no one knows who Jude Law is.

Comments

[midnightbex.livejournal.com]

No one knows who Jude Law is? He's been in like 3/4 of the biggest movies for the last couple of years. This only confirms my fact that O'Reilly has to be living under a rock. I mean, really.

[gehayi.livejournal.com]

I would say that Bill O'Reilly IS a rock.

But then, that would insult the intelligence of rocks.

[lakidaa.livejournal.com]

Dude, Icon liek whoa.

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[akacat]

Bill O'Reilly IS a rock

So people have been living under Bill O'Reilly? Ewwww.

[gehayi.livejournal.com]

Well, if you consider Faux News people...

[midnightbex.livejournal.com]

Your right though, we don't want to insult the rock party. You could make single cell organism comparisons, but then I'm pretty sure they'd take offense as well.