(no subject)

Yay! The xmmficathon stories are going up! It's just like Christmas, except not. ;)

I don't think it needs to be said, but I really don't want to go to work today. If nothing else, I just want to avoid whatever condescending crap the Glorified Optimist is going to throw at me. And he won't even listen when I tell him exactly what I told the girl who gives me rides home every night -- he told me not to be on the Internet, and I had a text file open, for crying out loud. That, I might point out, I'd had opened when I'd come into work an hour early and just left up on my screen so as to make sure anybody who tried to use the computer wouldn't just casually throw it in the recycle bin. (Oh, that's been done before on my computer when I haven't been looking. RAGE.)

EDIT: From AICN ... RED-blooded director Brett Ratner is having his dream character written into the new "X-Men 3" movie. The mutant is, according to an inside source, "an unbelievably hot and sexy hooker. Her super power is that she secretes a pheromone that helps her to seduce men. She can seduce anyone." The source added the character has not yet been cast but, "they are open to all ethnicities who are in their early-to-mid 20s." Unknowns Kate Nauta and Aya Sumika are apparently auditioning.

*headsmack*

(no subject)

Aaaaaaand the monster ficathon entry of dooooooom is posted. Something Biblical NC-17, which I ended up having to stretch out into five parts.

Part One
Part Two
Part Three
Part Four
Part Five

If anybody's looking for me, I'll be over here. IN A COMA.

Also, somebody give ladybug218 and wal_lace medals or ponies or something. *passes out*

Yes, I'm insane.

I left a mistake I thought I'd changed in Something Biblical when I posted it, and it bugged me all day long. ARGH. (But I fixed it, so yay! ;))