Oh, man, nobody move me.

OW. Every freaking muscle in my body hurts. This whole having a job thing needs to stop yesterday, if only so that I can go one week without sleeping an entire day away due to the fact that I have no other option than to slip into a quick and dirty coma.

*yawns*

Okay, have set up the Heroes torrent so that when I wake up, I can watch it. *grabbyhands*

Not like I didn't already spoil myself for it, though. ( A quick spoilery comment on last night's Heroes )

So I just finished watching last night's "Heroes".

I'm currently stewing in the biggest plotbunny on the planet.

It's a lot like someone reached into the chinchilla cage and threw both of them at my face. In a good way.

*twirls*

Fic: they don't make 'em like they used to (Heroes)

Title: they don’t make ‘em like they used to
Author: Troll Princess
Fandom: Heroes
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None
Spoilers: “Distractions”
Summary: Fifteen years ago they were young and idealistic, and maybe that was their problem from the start.

( they don‘t make ‘em like they used to )

I learned everything I needed to know about sex from the incestuous BDSM slashfic.

Things this quote makes me want to write:

-- Fumbling-laughing-idiots Dean/Sam smut.
-- Fumbling-laughing-idiots Peter/Nathan smut.
-- Fumbling-laughing-idiots Dexter/Rudy smut.
-- Fumbling-laughing-idiots Daniel/Alexis smut.

Dear fandom ... you must have broken me. Here is the bill for the repairs.

I'm also making a grab for an spn_roadhouse prompt where Jo loses her virginity to Ash (or Gordon, but ... er, NO), which should definitely not be hitting me so hard right there, and yet.