You're lucky I didn't beat you within an inch of your life and then take that inch.

Co-worker: "I have to pee in the worst way!"
Me: "What, like, through your nose?"

Also, as spotted on a cover of Soap Opera Digest, "(Character) DIES! In Fatal Crash." That's interesting. I never would have guessed someone would die in a fatal crash.

Random stuff

-- I didn't get to write today and I had a pile of plotbunnies I wanted to work on. DAMN IT.

-- I'm watching a docudrama about the sinking of the Lusitania. It's petty good, but I have ten minutes until I have to leave for work and they only just fired the torpedo. DAMN IT AGAIN.

-- I just snapped all over an ONTD comment thread about the Grey's finale ( cut for somewhat spoilery complaints )

DAMN IT TIMES THREE. (... yup, still annoyed. Sheesh.)

-- On the plus side ... um, Jensen Ackles is very, very pretty. How's that for some fucking balance?