HAI THAR BITCHES!

I'm home, I'm tired, I'm hungry, and I want to sleep. But I finally posted my goddamn Bigbang, so YAY ME.

If It Wasn't For You Meddling Kids, Jared/Jensen, a little over twenty thousand words of hardcore costumed superhero AU crackfic.

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Fic: If It Wasn't For You Meddling Kids (CW RPS, NC-17) 3/3

Part One | Part Two

If It Wasn‘t For You Meddling Kids

( Part Three )

Fic: If It Wasn't For You Meddling Kids (CW RPS, NC-17) 2/3

Part One

If It Wasn‘t For You Meddling Kids

( Part Two )

Fic: If It Wasn't For You Meddling Kids (CW RPS, NC-17) 1/3

Fic: If It Wasn’t For You Meddling Kids
Author: trollprincess
Artist credit: kshapiro [Link to art]
Genre: RPS AU
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 21,000 words
Warnings: Graphic m/m sex and Chad. But not together! *thumbs up*
Pairing: Jared/Jensen, some Jared/Sandy
Summary: Jared is one of the leads of the new TV show "Supernatural", but under cover of darkness he is Shadow, a costumed superhero in dark blue spandex who prowls the streets fighting crime and saving people. The move to Vancouver means dealing with an entirely new city to patrol, Mike and Tom's ridiculous excuse for a two-man superhero team, and the mysterious man in black on a motorcycle who's following "Shadow" on his patrols and keeping Jared up nights. In other words, Jared’s a tall friendly Texan who walks through walls, Jensen’s his reserved new co-star -- together, THEY FIGHT CRIME! \o/
Author’s note: Extreme amounts of thanks go out to unperfectwolf for being a faaaaabulous beta, to kshapiro for doing the artwork, to poisontaster and txtequilanights for cheerleading and spurring me on and spazz-wrangling when I was all, “Here, read this and tell me it doesn’t suck,” and also to keepaofthecheez for spazz-wrangling me THIS week when she needed porn and I was like, "Er, I have some," and shoved this at her. Heh.


If It Wasn’t For You Meddling Kids

( Part One )

Things that make me want to smack a bitch today:

1. Ex-'Grey's' star: Racism a factor in axing -- I just ... I can't even. Does he even realize what a complete and total idiot he's making himself sound like? What are we on now, story number twenty-three? And you know what I think his reaction seems to stem from? He's all pissed off because they waited until the end of the season to even mention firing him and he has no idea where the hell it came from. I'll tell you where it came from, dingbat -- you assaulted a co-worker and used hate speech in the workplace, idiot. Anybody else who didn't have an entire season's worth of storylines still to film would have been fired immediately.

2. It's one o'clock and I'm awake and waiting for the cable guys. Dude, I'm not supposed to HAVE to wait. My mom knows them and works with them, for crying out loud. I want them here NOW. (I'm only bitchy because I've only had four hours of sleep. Homigod, I'm so tired.)

3. I got paid yesterday and pretty much all of it is going directly towards my rent. Bah.

4. The cat's looking for attention. Yeah, good timing, dumbass.

Cable's fixed! Woohoo!

Only took ten minutes, too. And it wasn't a guy who knew my mom, which is good because the apartment is in monster need of dusting and anybody else would actually tell her.

The best is that Otis was Mr. Social Butterfly like he always is when people come over. He'll give me this look like, "This guy's okay, right?" and as long as I don't answer with a bloodcurdling scream he'll immediately go over purring and looking to be petted, which the cable guy thought was hilarious. I always have to keep from laughing when he does that, because when he first came here he was so people-shy and twitchy that he hid in the back of my closet, I didn't see him for an entire day and it took my dad and I about forty minutes to finally find him. And now you can't rid of him. Heh.

And then as he was leaving the guy was like, "Oh, what are THOSE?" and so Elliot got to play the, "Hi, let's learn about chinchillas!" game. Emmett dived right into the bathhouse and made little grunting noises until he went away but Elliot was all friendly and sniffing him and whatnot.

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In other news I just realized how long it's been since I've gotten to sit down and read a book. *sigh*