Heh.

Through text messages ...

Jess: Enjoying your layoff?
Me: Yup! I'm getting a new chinchilla tomorrow.
Jess: Awesome. Boy or girl?
Me: Boy, if the one I want from Petsmart is still there. And if my mom wasn't the one who checked its sex.

I have my new baby!

I ended up having to get another one of the chinchillas they had but he seems sweet enough. The downside is that he looks exactly like Elliot. Oh, yeah, this won't be confusing to me at ALL.

And now a short recap of Dexter and Elliot meeting one another for the first time ...

Me: *puts Elliot and Dexter in their cage after cleaning it*
Elliot: "HEY! Oh, hey! Are you my new roommate? YAY! New roommate! Hi, you wanna cookie?"
Dexter: "Homigod! Where am I? What is this? Who the fuck are you?"
Elliot: "I'm Elliot! I'm your new roommate! It's wonderful to meet you! Hey, let's make out!"
Dexter: "... okay."
Me: "Wait, what?"
Elliot and Dexter: "rub noses together like they're kissing*
Elliot: *proceeds to spend the next ten minutes trying to jump Dexter*
Me: "Oh. No wonder he didn't knock up Emmett. My chinchillas are gay."

Well, if you're going to be a dicksmack, you might as well be a major dicksmack.

Mitt Romney's dropped out.

"I must now stand aside, for our party and our country," Romney said. "If I fight on in my campaign, all the way to the convention, I would forestall the launch of a national campaign and make it more likely that Senator Clinton or Obama would win."

"And in this time of war, I simply cannot let my campaign be a part of aiding a surrender to terror," he said.

Excellent point! Remember, folks, terrorists wait to attack until a Democrat is president.

Oh, wait ...

Wait ...

... are Luke and Noah honestly plotting Luke and Noah smut?

*dies*

Oh, yeah, I really need to save this and just look at it when I'm feeling down.

Definitely NSFW ...

Yeah, I'm prepared.

Currently on my computer -- I Know Who Killed Me and the Generation X TV movie.

Oh, yeah, I know what I'm doing this weekend. You know, after I buy more Smirnoff. :)

Yeah, I really can't tell which one is which from this side of the room.

Dexter's on the right, I think. He got his revenge on Elliot trying to jump him for two hours straight by pulling a bunch of fur from the end of his tail, so ... yeah, I'm going to say that's Dexter.

Tonight's "Make Me A Supermodel"

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