Feb. 28th, 2008
Two notes of interest
Feb. 28th, 2008 04:39 pmDear insurgents, terrorists and the like,
Prince Harry is right HERE. No, HERE. Wait, you're going the wrong way. Hold on, we'll send you directions from Mapquest.
Sincerely,
The world media
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Dear American people,
Gas is predicted to be going up to $4 a gallon this summer? Really? Where the hell was I when this happened? When I went into office it was like a buck fifty! Wow. Be nice if someone were in a position to maybe do something about that, huh?
Sincerely,
Bush
Prince Harry is right HERE. No, HERE. Wait, you're going the wrong way. Hold on, we'll send you directions from Mapquest.
Sincerely,
The world media
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Dear American people,
Gas is predicted to be going up to $4 a gallon this summer? Really? Where the hell was I when this happened? When I went into office it was like a buck fifty! Wow. Be nice if someone were in a position to maybe do something about that, huh?
Sincerely,
Bush
Fox, did you see this?
Feb. 28th, 2008 09:27 pmOkay, dumb question, because you probably saw it when he said it, and saw the news story, and saw five thousand live feeds of it. Heh.
But I thought of you when I saw it, so:
'Big Brother' Contestant Fired -- But He Doesn't Know It
( Cut for uncomfortable language regarding people suffering from autism, since I know there's a few on ye olde friends list who might want to avoid somebody being a douchebag about it. )
Stay classy, assbag. (Reading what he said in response to the complaint made me think of Matt Dillon in There's Something About Mary. Ugh.)
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And now, my current fannish status in what few fandoms I've been following lately:
Supernatural: All caught up. YAY. More now, please? (My candy has still not gotten there yet. Poor not-full-of-candy Jared. *pouts*)
Sarah Connor Chronicles: I am, like, five weeks behind, and it sucks. The fact that I'm behind on the show, not the show itself. Oh, man, I do not need another awesome show to get cancelled on my watch. I'm still stung from Journeyman, damn it.
Project Runway: Still haven't seen all of last night's episode. Not even sure I want to watch next week's episode since I've seen all the collections and am not all that sure I'd be over the moon with any of them winning at this point.
Top Chef: It starts in two weeks! Oh, man! I was watching the first season finale with Tiffani and Harold and oh, crap, can we do that season again? PLEASE?
As The World Turns: Honest to God, I'm thiiiiiiiis close to completely giving up on it. I love the boys but I haaaaaate everything they've done to them since ... oh, man, since Luke got paralyzed. Damn, that was MONTHS ago. And the Ameera thing? *headdesk* Can I abduct them? Can I take them off of this show and put them on a show where they might be allowed to have a decent storyline and a sex life? Can they move to California and get onto Brothers and Sisters?
The Office and Ugly Betty: I'm about four or five episodes behind on both. It's so sad.
Make Me A Supermodel: It's so like me that out of all of these, this is one of the few I drop everything for. Go figure.
But I thought of you when I saw it, so:
'Big Brother' Contestant Fired -- But He Doesn't Know It
( Cut for uncomfortable language regarding people suffering from autism, since I know there's a few on ye olde friends list who might want to avoid somebody being a douchebag about it. )
Stay classy, assbag. (Reading what he said in response to the complaint made me think of Matt Dillon in There's Something About Mary. Ugh.)
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And now, my current fannish status in what few fandoms I've been following lately:
Supernatural: All caught up. YAY. More now, please? (My candy has still not gotten there yet. Poor not-full-of-candy Jared. *pouts*)
Sarah Connor Chronicles: I am, like, five weeks behind, and it sucks. The fact that I'm behind on the show, not the show itself. Oh, man, I do not need another awesome show to get cancelled on my watch. I'm still stung from Journeyman, damn it.
Project Runway: Still haven't seen all of last night's episode. Not even sure I want to watch next week's episode since I've seen all the collections and am not all that sure I'd be over the moon with any of them winning at this point.
Top Chef: It starts in two weeks! Oh, man! I was watching the first season finale with Tiffani and Harold and oh, crap, can we do that season again? PLEASE?
As The World Turns: Honest to God, I'm thiiiiiiiis close to completely giving up on it. I love the boys but I haaaaaate everything they've done to them since ... oh, man, since Luke got paralyzed. Damn, that was MONTHS ago. And the Ameera thing? *headdesk* Can I abduct them? Can I take them off of this show and put them on a show where they might be allowed to have a decent storyline and a sex life? Can they move to California and get onto Brothers and Sisters?
The Office and Ugly Betty: I'm about four or five episodes behind on both. It's so sad.
Make Me A Supermodel: It's so like me that out of all of these, this is one of the few I drop everything for. Go figure.