Two of my favorite performances from tonight's "America's Got Talent"

Neal Boyd:

Kaitlyn Maher: (Extreme cuteness warning!)

EDIT: Oh, and also Jonathan Burkin:

( And the Britney Spears impersonator, cut because it's getting long. )

Bwahahaha!

Heeeeee.

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EDIT: Oh, and it looks like TWoP will be recapping America's Got Talent this season, and it's a good thing they're switching recappers next week because the only amusing thing this particular recapper said was that the dance troupe towards the end of the episode looked as if they raided the Kids Incorporated wardrobe.

Ugh.

Oh, Top Chef reunion, why you gotta point out that this season full of guys I have no urge to slash was pretty much the slashiest season ever?

EDIT: YUCK. Whoever that woman is who said she loved Spike the best ever because he knew how to "play the game" needs to be shaken. I'm not here to watch a "game," I'm here to watch a goddamn talent competition.

OTHER EDIT: Also, never suggest that Spike could win fan favorite again. EVER. Ew. (Frankly, I'll be shocked if Stephanie doesn't take that, too.)

ANNOYING HOST OF EDIT: Andy Cohen's still a fucking douche. Jesus.

COVETING EDIT: Ooo! Stephanie's wearing the cutest shoes!

MONSTER EDIT: OMG. OMG. I want an animated GIF of the little dance Antonia just did in the "Black Hammer" montage. *grabbyhands*

SHIPPING EDIT: ... oh, good Lord, I just had a Gail/Andrew flash. GYAH.

YAY EDIT: Awwwwww, Steph.