Three comments about Bravo reality programming

1. I'm going to take a stab in the dark from what they're doing in the Shear Genius preview and guess that they have to braid all of that long hair as fast as possible. (Well, they're obviously not cutting it and Meredith IS separating it with her feet.)

2. I caught the very first commercial for Top Design 2 a while ago. Look, can't they just have Kelly Werstler show up in a ridiculous outfit once a week and simper for five minutes and save us another fifty-five minutes of suffering? God knows that was the only good thing about season one.

3. OMG NEW PROJECT RUNWAY IN A WEEK AND A HALF. \o/

I think I may be drunk and I don't even have any liquor in the house.

So I'm hopping around AfterElton and I read about I Love You Phillip Morris, a movie about the true story of a guy who fell in love with his cellmate in prison and escaped multiple times to see him. Jim Carrey plays the repeatedly escaping criminal, and Ewan McGregor plays the guy he falls in love with.

So my first reaction was, "Oh, God, please don't let that be a comedy." Because if it's comedy and Jim Carrey's in it, I'm not going to want to see it.

Then I read the Wikipedia entry on the real guy. (Obviously, don't read that if you don't want to be spoiled. Oh, man, the thing with the markers. *dies laughing*)

You know what? Now I don't even care if it's a comedy. I have to see this.

EDIT: EWWWW, Best Week Ever, why you gotta run a video of a baby throwing up in reverse so the puke goes back in? *gags*

OTHER EDIT: A pretty good summation of why I gave up on Twilight after about the fifth chapter or so. I mean, I'll freely admit fictional teenage girls piss me off about as much as real teenage girls usually do, and if my little brother had been a girl I probably would have punched him in the face at some point, but Bella managed in a handful of chapters to come in on my Fictional Characters I Can't Stand list (Teenage Girl Edition) right after Lydia Bennet. And all it would take for Bella to overtake Lydia is for her to be as smugly repugnant after getting hitched as Lydia was, which I'm sure she would be after finally getting some of Edward's magical glitter-filled klutz-repairing sperm.

... okay, forget I said that last part. Ew.

I'm evil.

I've been looking for an "Edward Cullen is a creepy stalker" shirt or the like on Cafepress for ten minutes now. Seriously, what the hell? I want to get into public fights with teenage girls, damn it.

(Look, I never claimed to be anything but a horrible, terrible person. Heh.)

EDIT: Hey, I found one! I dislike the design immensely but ... yeah. :)