Michael Bay's rejected Dark Knight script. *dies a little*
Think your roommate's bad? Warning for excessive grossness. No, REALLY.
Bella Swan is a smug self-centered twit and Edward Cullen is a creepy sparkly stalker. I was supposed to be sleeping, damn it, not making T-shirts on Cafepress.
6 Absurd Phobias (And The People Who Actually Have Them)
Think your roommate's bad? Warning for excessive grossness. No, REALLY.
Bella Swan is a smug self-centered twit and Edward Cullen is a creepy sparkly stalker. I was supposed to be sleeping, damn it, not making T-shirts on Cafepress.
6 Absurd Phobias (And The People Who Actually Have Them)