Clearly I'm losing it.

I just watched video of the Obamas making tuna salad from an old 60 Minutes interview. Apparently I'm running out of things to watch. Heh.

Oh, and I finished Breaking Dawn.

( Jesus punching a teddy bear, you guys, what the HELL. )

I don't know why I don't have a Michelle Obama tag yet.

Rectified! Also:

( LOOK AT THIS FUCKING FIRST LADY. )

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Obama at the 2005 roast of Rahm Emanuel.

Oh, my God, the crack about his middle finger. *dies*

New Christian and Olli ...

Well, okay, there was another one the other day but I forgot to post it. You'll get the gist when you watch this.

Oh, Christian. You and your foot-in-mouth disease. *snickers*