Yes, I'm weird today.

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So, I've figured out the math for Chapter and Curse:

Supernatural with girls + Ellie from Up + crack!Designing Women

You'd be amazed how much putting that together cleared up a LOT. :D

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Every time I see a commercial for Public Enemies (which I really wish I could go see as soon as it comes out but it's just going to have to wait for my next unemployment check), now I think about what I read on IMDb, which is that when they were filming and Johnny Depp and Marion Cotillard were in between scenes and didn't want the rest of the cast to understand, they'd just sit there and converse in French.

The more I dwell on that, the more I cannot stop thinking about how fucking hot that is.

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Links!

-- Oh, good Lord, Speidi thinks 9/11 was an inside job and Heidi thinks birth control is evil now. Ew, does that mean they're going to reproduce? Ugh. UGH. As I say to Jess at times like this, "... and meanwhile, I can't get laid." (Did you guys hear that E! Online let people vote whether or not they'd cover them anymore and 94% of the vote said to kick them off the site? That was AWESOMECAKES.)

-- An open letter to the creators of Heroes. Why is it that every single "open letter to the gang at Heroes" I've read points out exactly what's wrong with the show, every Heroes fan or ex-Heroes fan knows what's wrong with the show, but the producers and writers have no fucking clue?

You know what I would do if I were the writers? Kill off the entire main cast (especially Sylar) and have Monica, Molly, Micah, and all of the other minor characters they dumped too soon come back to figure out what killed them. Or maybe they wouldn't bother and we'd put the last couple of seasons behind us.

-- The 7 Most Pathetic G.I. Joe Characters

-- Who wants to see baby otters?

Last night's AGT

This is Thia Megia. Every year we get a young girl with a phenomenal voice and she's the one we get this year. :D

The rest of the videos won't allow embedding, at least not the ones with the best look to them, so here's links:

-- Kevin Skinner, the scruffy guy from the commercials, performing "If Tomorrow Never Comes." I'm not a huge fan of country, but he's fantastic.

-- Jay Mattioli, who's a really good magician. His second illusion's not quite that original, but his first one's really cool and he's got amazing stage presence.

-- The Fab Five, a family dance troupe. They're very good, although they keep shouting as they dance which was throwing me the hell off.

-- Carol Lugo, who's a hilarious dancer. She's not professional, obviously, but she's so much fun to watch it doesn't much matter. :)

So.

I'm going to watch my brother perform at open mike night tonight.

I'm still debating going on stage and even that much is making my stomach do belly flops.