Jul. 6th, 2009

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I cleared up the five bajillion files story files cluttering up my desktop and documents folder and put the ones I actually need to work on into one folder titled "Shite What Needs Fixin'":

1. The Books of Boggs, aka The Ten-Book Scranton-Based Snarkfest Nobody But Me And The Agent-Shaped Person Loves, Damn It And Hmph, It's Okay, Sean Boggs, Have A Cookie And Some Porn.

2. Dead Men In Dark Suits, aka The Twilight For Grown-Ups I Started Writing In College Before I Wrote A Bajillion Fanfics And It Reads Like I Started Writing It In College Before I Wrote A Bajillion Fanfics, My God, This Thing Needs To Be Beaten With Sticks, Oh, Sweet Chocolatey Jesus.

3. Heroine Addiction, aka The Great Big Pile of Yeah, Right, A Plus-Sized Bisexual Biracial Ex-Superheroine, WTF Have You Been Smoking, And See, I Told You Fuckers I Hit 50K And Then Crack Like An Egg Under An Elephant.

4. The Hollow Girl, aka I Read Twilight And Made A List Of Shit That Made Me Want To Throw Rotten Vegetables In The General Direction Of Stephenie Meyer's House And Then I Started A Book That Didn't Have Enough Magical Game Shows Or Gay Superhero Scandals So I Wandered Off The First Time Someone Dangled Shiny Keys In My Direction.

5. Moonlight Hall, aka This One Time Someone Made A Moronic Comment On One Of My Fics About No Books Ever Having Been Written In Present Tense EVER EVER EVER So I Said HA! And Promptly Dashed Off Eighty Thousand Words Of Present-Tense College-Dorm-For-Magic-Folks Bullshit Where Every Chapter Is From A Different Character's First-Person POV And Therefore No One Can Ever Read It But Me, KTHXBI.

6. The Grand Prize Winner, aka I Thought Hey, I Like Game Shows And I Like Wizards, Two Great Tastes Taste Great Together, And Then I Wrote The Whole Thing But Admittedly Fucked Up The Ending And Now It Laughs At Me When I Sleep.

7. Blood Red Carpet, aka Oh, Right, I Started Writing A Story About Meryl Streep Fighting Evil Monsters And Never Finished, I Should Probably Do That One Of These Days.

8. Chapter And Curse, aka I Fell In Love With The Kickass Middle-Aged Hardcase From Nearly Departed But Hated The Story And Oh, Hey, I Liked The Little Girl From Up, She Should Grow Up To Fight Monsters, Too, And There Should Also Be A Bookworm/Sidekick Because I Would Like To Apply For That Position, Now I Just Need To Write The Fucker.

... it's possible I need mental help.
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... but I was driving up to my parents' house and that's when I saw that the church I went to as a kid was being torn down.

Not that that was a surprise. This town used to have a bunch of churches, but they've torn down two or three of them since then, since seriously, what town with 1500 people needs, like, seven churches? And the one I went to as a kid got damaged in Hurricane Ivan (I think it was) so they boarded it up a few years ago. I can't remember the last time I was even in it ... fifteen years ago, maybe?

Eh, fuck it. It was just weird, just driving along and oh, hey, half of my church is gone. Huh.
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... I really don't like teenage girls, but repeatedly catching 16 And Pregnant reruns is making me hate teenage boys.

Also, I'm ridiculously impatient to get my unemployment payment this week so I can go grocery shopping. I'm cheating on my diet because I'm honestly out of all diet food. Sheesh.

Also also, I put in applications at two places I used to work at and swore I wouldn't apply at again. Urgh. I especially don't want to work at the one place I applied for. I was getting sick all the damn time at that place because they kept sticking me in a part of the factory with no heat in the middle of winter so that I'd have to work wearing a winter coat the entire night.

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