Question ...

What's the address for if you want to write a letter and have the SPN writing staff get it? I can't recall where to find it right now.

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You know, I was thinking about doing this last night, but I couldn't sit still long enough to do the long involved version, so this would be the abridged version with an option where if you have a question about any of these I'm more than willing to answer it.

Basically, I throw around a lot of titles about what I'm writing or have written but not a lot of details about plot or character or whatever. Here's some condensed details.

( The Jennifer's-Original-Fiction FAQ )

I'm surrounded by damn dirty hippies.

My mom made my brother and I go with her to a local garden/greenhouse store where they had all sorts of Christmas decorations and, at this time of year, they have a lady who brings in a few abandoned young deer she's raised for you to take your picture with. So you get to sit on Santa's lap and pet the deer in your picture.

For the record, we were the only group of adults there to pet the deer. And coercing my mom out of the fenced-in area and away from the deer was a job of work.

But then we went to Sam's Club, and while wandering around stumbled upon a display of Palin's new book.

Me: I can't read that right now. I don't have crayons to color in the pictures.
Mom: Are there pictures?
Bryan: Yeah, they're pop-ups.
Me: If that's the case, I bet you really don't want to open to the death panel page.

There are pictures, by the way. One is of Palin standing over a dead deer. You can imagine based on what we'd been doing earlier in the day just how well that went over with my mom.

Oh, you know what else was fun today?

Explaining the plot of Breaking Dawn to my brother when we stopped at Burger King.

He had o.O face for ten solid minutes.

You know ...

... the problem with watching Mr. And Mrs. Smith is that this is EXACTLY what their offscreen sex life looks like in my brain.

Except now that Brad's got that questionably groomed Van Dyke, I figure the foreplay just involves more muskets.

Aaaand it's Sunday again!

( TAR )

Writer's Block: Twilight becomes you

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I've read the book and seen a picture of Taylor shirtless. I don't have to see the movie.

Also, anyone who's never read the books and hasn't figured out that Edward lives (there ARE two more movies, you know) and that Jacob is a werewolf (how many trailers does it have to be in before it stops being a spoiler?) needs serious professional help.

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Okay, seriously?

( Spoiler for tonight's TAR )

I just want to get this out of the way.

Heroine Addiction:

100003 / 110000

I was going to try to get those damn four chapters done today, but my mom hauling me off to get my picture taken with deer derailed me right out of that mindset.

I did, however, get the first few sentences and last sentences of each chapter done, so I can take them with me to work this week and work on them while I'm there. I'll also have my editing copy of the rest of the book with me, so I'll have no excuses on that front either.