I'M AT SCHOOL OMG.

*flails*

But yes, I am here, I am hanging out in the cafe, and I ... uh, am kinda bored. Damn it, I want to go to class now, not in an hour and a half. *pouts*

Also, apparently the woman who handles the weekender program told the woman in charge of the communications track that I was passionate about writing and she wants to meet me. Er, yay? (Yeah, because that's not intimidating or anything.)

Oh, and I went on a honest-to-goodness grocery shopping trip this morning. You know what happens when you don't go shopping for groceries for months save for the occasional trip for bread or milk or cheese or whatever? And when you haven't eaten breakfast beforehand? You spend $170 on things you blew right through and never bothered to replace in the first place, like tubs of butter and eggs and cereal. (But, uh, not JUST those. There were a great many things I bought this morning. I found pumpkin spice-flavored ice cream sauce! Mmm-hmm.)

I also ordered more tea from Adagio. I got the Irish breakfast (which I enjoyed the sample of so thoroughly that I got a 3 oz. bag), the Olive Snook tea, and tea that supposedly tastes like chocolate raspberry cupcakes. Mmmmmmmmmm.

Why did I do that? Why?

I just tried to read Jacob's American Idol recap for the first episode of this season on TWoP.

I feel like I just tried to read a Salvador Dali painting.

Maybe it's a progression of his writing style. First he was smug and self-satisfied with his own intelligence, and then he was trying waaaaaaay too hard to be funny, and now he's just trying to be Noel Fielding banging his own head against Urban Dictionary, in the hopes that eventually he'll start writing episode recaps like someone who's actually interacted with other people and understands humor.

I'll just be over here pouting.

Aaaaaand they canceled my class for tonight.

They're still having class tomorrow morning at 8 AM, when it will be a balmy zero fucking degrees in northeastern Pennsylvania. Somewhere out there, Mother Nature is laughing her stupid ass off at me.

That said, I am now properly saddled with clothes bearing my school's name and textbooks and a new haircut and makeup that doesn't make me look splotchy, so I am clearly ready for school. Also, I have gum. And gummy vitamins! So if I need to entertain a small child, I am SET.

*

Oh, and also?

Dear Wegmans,

I have two W-2s and two printouts of the interest I paid of a couple of loans. I am all ready to file my taxes for last year.

OH, EXCEPT FOR YOU AND YOUR SLOW-AS-HELL W-2. AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHH.

Sincerely,

Me