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[apocalypsos]

Okay, I'm officially bored out of my mind. I went out and recruited a huge bag of Gummi Bears to the cause, but I knew there was a problem when I got home and the bag was empty. See?! I told you there's something seriously wrong with packaging the colors together! They're cannibals, I tell you! Cannibals! It would certainly explain the strange thumping beats coming from inside the bag and the forty-ounce drums they kept rolling into the damn thing.

(Either that, or I ate them. But I am not now nor have I ever been a GummiBearian. That's just plain sick, damn it. You revolting bastards.)

I've also been reminded by tree220 that I haven't made metaquotes today. Then again, I've been sleeping all day long. Even Dubya isn't amusing in his sleep, although he isn't invading anything or pissing anyone off then, either, which is good. (First person to make a gross sex crack or a hogging-the-covers-from-Laura crack gets bitch-slapped, and bitch-slapped hard.)

You know what? Let's do that thing where you guys ask me five questions each and I answer them in a witty, hysterical way. Or, you know, in a boring, coma-inducing way.

You just don't know what the Troll is cooking!

...

Okay, so it's a grilled cheese sandwich. Just ask me the damn questions.

Comments

[fallofrain.livejournal.com]

Love the icon, dearie.

[wal-lace.livejournal.com]

1) If you could be a historical figure, which would you be?
2) Why that one in particular?
3) What is your dream job?
4) What was the book, film or other fiction you first found yourself telling stories about?
5) What, if anything, do you put on your grilled cheese sandwiches?

[dustbunnygirl.livejournal.com]

1) What deep, psychological disturbance is your fixation for putting tapioca in x-men characters drawers/closets/etc. based on? Were you traumatized by a bowl of lumpy pudding as a child?

2) What are the advantages of being a troll, in 50 words or less?

3) If you could be locked alone in a room with Joss Whedon for 30 minutes, how would you use that time?

4) Same question, but in regards to Marti Noxon.

5) And just why do the bad jokes arrive at 2:30?

[pretty-fish.livejournal.com]

:-* now you have

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

*user beams, pounces on pretty_fish like a Tigger on crack, and squeezes her until her head pops off*

[norabombay.livejournal.com]

Ooohh.. Grilled cheese. Yummy.

I wish I had that for lunch. Maybe dinner. I'll get it for dinner, and maybe a provelone and tomato sandwich.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I think I'm having a cheese day. You have no idea what I would give for a mushroom pizza right about now.

Hmm. That's what the spare kidney's for, right? Trading off for spur-of-the-moment food-craving acts of desperation?