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apocalypsos... why am I supposed to be excited about Katie Holmes dancing on SYTYCD again?
I mean, Ellen Degeneres made more sense because I've actually seen her dance. Repeatedly. Definitely more than once. And even if it were just once, it'd still be more times than I've seen Katie Holmes dance. I associate Katie Holmes with dance the same way I associate Barack Obama with juggling flaming chainsaws.
I feel like this is the America's Got Talent portion of the show, where they'll hype the hell out of her being there, and it'll turn out she sucks before she falls on her face, and then the judges will vote her out even though they're only there for window dressing right now and aren't voting for anything short of lunch.
I mean, Ellen Degeneres made more sense because I've actually seen her dance. Repeatedly. Definitely more than once. And even if it were just once, it'd still be more times than I've seen Katie Holmes dance. I associate Katie Holmes with dance the same way I associate Barack Obama with juggling flaming chainsaws.
I feel like this is the America's Got Talent portion of the show, where they'll hype the hell out of her being there, and it'll turn out she sucks before she falls on her face, and then the judges will vote her out even though they're only there for window dressing right now and aren't voting for anything short of lunch.
