It's been four minutes and this movie already hurts my brain.

[apocalypsos]

I can't believe I'm willingly watching the weather machine movie with James Van Der Faaaaace. (The extra As are for savings! length!)

"Whoever controls the weather controls the world."
"If you can control weather, you can control anything."

I don't want to make erectile dysfunction jokes, but they're not making it easy.

PSYCHO EDIT: ARE YOU EFFING SERIOUS?! HA. BWAHAHAHAHA. HEEEE.

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[wrenlet.livejournal.com]

I'm watching it with thunderstorm warnings running across the bottom of my screen \o/

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

JOHN LARROQUETTE YOU'RE TOO GODDAMN GOOD FOR THIS.

Teri Polo, James Van Der Faaaaace, and Treat Williams, I can understand. But John Larroquette has Emmys.

[wrenlet.livejournal.com]

Who is Doofus Scientist Dude #2? I keep thinking I recognize him.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Not sure. I thought it was Richmond Arquette because I saw his name in the credits, but he's playing Cameron Daddo's goateed sidekick.

[wrenlet.livejournal.com]

I can't believe the already offed Teri Polo... though, I do notice in these situations that my constant use of debit instead of cash provides a ready-made alibi pretty much anywhere I go :P

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

They've offed Teri Polo and yet all it's been doing is raining.

I was promised disaster, damn it. *pouts*

[wrenlet.livejournal.com]

Seriously, all they've done is CGI some space shots, boo. And what was with the super-ominous basement scene?

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Oh, hey, that girl in the car with John Larroquette played the Crossroad Demon. Or, well, one of them, I suppose.

Ugh, I'm turning this off. It's not even bad enough to be entertaining, which is pretty sad considering it's got a really good cast for a entertainingly terrible movie.

[wrenlet.livejournal.com]

Well, Luke Perry just showed up... I don't know if that qualifies as better or worse :D