Goddamn you, "60 Minutes".
Oct. 11th, 2009 08:51 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
apocalypsos-- Lance saying, "The race gives you five years of married stress," made me say out loud, "Oh, so according to that logic, you'll be divorced by the next leg then?" Because seriously, that marriage isn't going anywhere.
-- Aw, Zev and Justin and their taxi driver.
-- And you know, while we're here, I'm pretty sure Zev and Justin don't actually lose their passports. I just can't see the show spoiling something THAT huge if it were actually the case. At worst, I suspect they'll have to go back somewhere else and get them.
-- "Sean Penn, Cambodia, here we come!" I did a Nelson Muntz "Ha, ha!" at that.
-- I think I love Zev's new thing of telling the cabbies, "I'll tell your mom on you!" It's so cute.
-- Okay, all of the teams who couldn't identify Jackie freakin' Onassis made me wince. It wasn't THAT blurry a photo.
-- I can't imagine Lance verbally bludgeoning some poor family of four to buy helmets will be all that appealing to watch.
-- "I don't understand what's taking so long." It's called traffic, moron.
-- OH NO ZEVVIE. NO PASSING OUT.
-- I adore how Pinky and the Brain can relate any challenge to their lives. "Oh, we do this all the time!"
-- Things like Zev apologizing for yelling is why I love him and Justin so very much.
-- I know it's partly their accents, but Lance and Keri's voices irritate me so much no matter what they say.
-- See, this is why I'm positive Zev and Justin couldn't have permanently lost their passports or seriously lost them. 'Cause I could swear I saw them in the wad of paperwork Justin just took out of his pack.
-- I am TERRIFIED for them, but I really think they're just in their backpacks somewhere and they don't know it, in which case I don't believe they'd lose their first-place finish, since they really did show up with them, they just didn't know it. Oh, fuck, I'm just so WORRIED. I don't want to lose them! *clutches*
-- IT'S IN THE TAXI, YOU GUYS. JUSTIN, YOU PULLED YOUR PAPERS OUT IN THE TAXI, GO FIND YOUR TAXI, OMG OMG OMG. ... it's possible this'll give me a heart attack.
-- OH FUCK NOT IN THE TAXI.
-- Lance, shut up. SHUT UP, SHUT UP, STOP HIGH-KICKING AND SHUT UP.
-- FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.
-- I almost don't want to watch next week. Motherfucker. Worst elimination EVER. I wasn't even this heartbroken over the haystacks, and the haystack elimination was awful.
-- Aw, Zev and Justin and their taxi driver.
-- And you know, while we're here, I'm pretty sure Zev and Justin don't actually lose their passports. I just can't see the show spoiling something THAT huge if it were actually the case. At worst, I suspect they'll have to go back somewhere else and get them.
-- "Sean Penn, Cambodia, here we come!" I did a Nelson Muntz "Ha, ha!" at that.
-- I think I love Zev's new thing of telling the cabbies, "I'll tell your mom on you!" It's so cute.
-- Okay, all of the teams who couldn't identify Jackie freakin' Onassis made me wince. It wasn't THAT blurry a photo.
-- I can't imagine Lance verbally bludgeoning some poor family of four to buy helmets will be all that appealing to watch.
-- "I don't understand what's taking so long." It's called traffic, moron.
-- OH NO ZEVVIE. NO PASSING OUT.
-- I adore how Pinky and the Brain can relate any challenge to their lives. "Oh, we do this all the time!"
-- Things like Zev apologizing for yelling is why I love him and Justin so very much.
-- I know it's partly their accents, but Lance and Keri's voices irritate me so much no matter what they say.
-- See, this is why I'm positive Zev and Justin couldn't have permanently lost their passports or seriously lost them. 'Cause I could swear I saw them in the wad of paperwork Justin just took out of his pack.
-- I am TERRIFIED for them, but I really think they're just in their backpacks somewhere and they don't know it, in which case I don't believe they'd lose their first-place finish, since they really did show up with them, they just didn't know it. Oh, fuck, I'm just so WORRIED. I don't want to lose them! *clutches*
-- IT'S IN THE TAXI, YOU GUYS. JUSTIN, YOU PULLED YOUR PAPERS OUT IN THE TAXI, GO FIND YOUR TAXI, OMG OMG OMG. ... it's possible this'll give me a heart attack.
-- OH FUCK NOT IN THE TAXI.
-- Lance, shut up. SHUT UP, SHUT UP, STOP HIGH-KICKING AND SHUT UP.
-- FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.
-- I almost don't want to watch next week. Motherfucker. Worst elimination EVER. I wasn't even this heartbroken over the haystacks, and the haystack elimination was awful.
