apocalypsos | Wednesday night television, running commentary

That opening performance was amazing and beautiful, so of course it was Wade and Amanda who choreographed it.

I am starting to love Ashleigh and Jakob as much as Legacy and Kathryn. (And Ellenore and Ryan, on some level, although they had a very weak night with that hip hop but made up for it last night as far as I'm concerned.) So seeing them go on stage with Kevin and Karen is like hearing a death kneel for Karen and Kevin.

Aaaand that result was unsurprising.

Again, not surprised. Russell and Noelle had a really great night, and Victor and Channing were saddled with lousy music and choreography that wasn't quite up to snuff. (That said, they themselves did quite well with what they got.)

Okay, they put Nathan and Mollee and Legacy and Kathryn on stage? Are the puppies going to make the bottom three? Because I can't see Legacy and Kathryn making bottom three after that performance last night and also it seems like a lot of people on the fan boards are getting burned out on the "dream team" bullshit.

Maybe it's just me, but it feels weird that Legacy and Kathryn held hands but Nathan and Mollee weren't touching at all.

Oh, for God's sake, Nigel, you want to know why they're in the bottom three? Because we're sick of hearing you kiss their ass CONSTANTLY. I can't imagine how it's got to feel to be Kevin, Karen, Channing and Victor hanging back waiting to do their solos and listening to you pretty much guarantee you won't kick out Nathan or Mollee. UGH.

BOLLYWOOD! \o/

Okay, see, Nigel, here's why you should shut up. Because Karen didn't dance, she just posed sexy. Kevin = lame. Channing = meh. Victor ... much better than the others so far. Mollee ... so she can tumble, I guess. Nathan ... well, that's better than Kevin, at least.

You know what? I like Mollee. I think she's a very good dancer. But OH MY GOD, Nigel, SHUT UP. So I'm glad she's staying because she does deserve to be there over these two but SHUT UP NIGEL FUUUUUUUCK.

That said ... Channing. Yeah, saw that coming a mile away.

Aaaand of course, they're getting rid of Kevin. Aw, Kevin. But can't really argue that one, either. On the bright side, Victor and Karen! I like that pairing! I feel like that pairing would have been good from the very beginning.

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"Other Asian"? *headsmack*

I wasn't shipping Artie with Quinn, but it's suddenly tempting.

Brittany and Santana singing a ballad to one another? I've gotten a new femmeslash pairing for this show!

"Glenn Beck is on!" Oh, good Lord.

"It's not like we're getting married." D:

Oh, Rachel, honey.

I ... kinda love Terri for that.

Rachel? Fragile? Has he MET Rachel?

Okay, Will/Kurt bonding is maybe my favorite.

Aw, Finn.

Dear Burger King, I'm not on Team Jacob or Team Edward, I'm on Team Speeding Interstate Bus.

Kurt. Sweetie. You're trying too hard.

"The square root of four is rainbows" may need to be my new journal name.

Nice performance, Will, but yeah, I can't believe you actually thought that was going to work.

Women are nuts. Thanks for tonight's lesson, Glee!

Oh, Rachel, you did NOT.

OH FINN YOU ARE NOT. THERE IS NOT ENOUGH APPALLED-EMOTICON-FACES IN THE WORLD FOR THIS.

I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT THE SCREEN.

... what in the HELL?

I heart Finn's mom.

Aaaand I'm happy that the show subverted at least some of the "women are crazy!" BS at the end.

Okay, this is kinda sweet. And it requires Finn to sit out AND hasn't featured Rachel in the lead. Bonus! Artie and Mercedes in the lead is definitely preferable.