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[apocalypsos]

Dear blue jean companies,

Is it too much to ask that you make styish jeans for short people, too? Some of us have a hard enough time getting on the rides at the amusement park without having to roll our jeans up three times over.

Sincerely,

Me

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Dear Sean Penn,

I'm sorry, were we supposed to give you an award last night? *dies laughing*

Sincerely,

Me

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Dear John Rhys-Davies,

Enclosed with this letter is a muzzle. Save yourself some energy next Sunday and give it to Sean Astin.

Sincerely,

Me

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Dear whoever it is that said, "There are no stupid questions,"

Yes. Yes, there are.

Sincerely,

Me

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Dear Social Skills Fairy,

From what I've seen lately, you've obviously been slacking on the job. Therefore, consider yourself fired.

Sincerely,

Me

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[kimera.livejournal.com]

Is it too much to ask that you make styish jeans for short people, too? Some of us have a hard enough time getting on the rides at the amusement park without having to roll our jeans up three times over.

Grr, yes! And I have *no* idea how to sew, so I end up rolling them up and then duct-taping them so they stay!

Duct tape + skin = NOT COOL