Cat wrangling is a great and noble tradition with a proud history.

[apocalypsos]

Otis is helping me rearrange furniture.

-- Every time I empty a shelf or a cabinet he immediately crawls inside and refuses to leave.
-- When I flipped the carpet aside to arrange the internet and cable cords underneath he crawled into the folds and wouldn't leave.
-- When I went to move the futon he decided now would be the perfect time to sit under it.
-- "Oh, look, a precarious stack of things!" *knocks over*

... yeah, not as helpful as you think, sweetie.