I have three things to say about the Oscars.

[apocalypsos]

Bill Murray and Johnny Depp were robbed.

I want Jennifer Garner's dress.

And I think that was my favorite opening sequence of any Oscar show, ever.

Comments

[stevie-jane.livejournal.com]

1. I could not agree more. Either one winning would have made me very happy. Why Sean Penn? Bleh.

2. Who knew orange could look that good?

3. It was fun - Billy as Legolas was especially surreal.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Who knew orange could look that good?


Charlize Theron, apparently. I'm still trying to figure out if that shade she'd bronzed her skin was named Cheetos or Oompa Loompa.

[stevie-jane.livejournal.com]

Bwah! Fake tan disasters can look seriously bad. Not something you want when everyone is looking at you, but at least she's not in Christina Aguilera territory. Yet.

I loved the beginning

[illmantrim.livejournal.com]

and Jack as Gandalf! lmao
Cheeto? lololol

[namey.livejournal.com]

You can have the dress...

[tenebris.livejournal.com]

I felt so bad for Bill Murray--he so obviously HATED the clip they chose for him. Depp's clip was also none too particularly good; in fact, there were some strangely chosen clips for many of the nominees tonight. Dunno what that's about.

I want the "You're boring" song. Very, very badly.

[coyotegoth.livejournal.com]

Billy Crystal naked...? It was brilliant, but I'm still cowering, nonetheless.

[norabombay.livejournal.com]

Yes. Janet's perfectly nice nipples set the FCC on the warpath. Billy Crystal buck naked? No problem.

Er, well...

[acetal.livejournal.com]

The opening was absolutely brilliant. Thank you for posting about it or I might have missed it.

As you've said, there were a few things that might have gone better, but still...

Best Oscars ever. ;)

[runcible.livejournal.com]

And I think that was my favorite opening sequence of any Oscar show, ever.

Damn straight! XD

[myniamh.livejournal.com]

I spent the whole thing on the floor trying to not choke and pointing wildly at the screen. oh my god that was ... something. sureal.

[irradiatedsoup.livejournal.com]

I agree. Fantastic fun. Singing is way underrated. Mystic River could have done with some cheery Julie Andrews numbers.

Also: I added you. You're on metaquotes all the time so I thought I'd save some of said time and go direct to the source. If you mind, well, then, sucks to be you.

[nocluvok.livejournal.com]

Johnny Depp might have been robbed, but even an outstanding performance on Bill Murray's part wasn't enough to save that snooze-fest of a movie.

[blackjackrocket.livejournal.com]

I am also highly amused by the fact that Liv Tyler seems to have held Lisa Loeb at gunpoint and stolen her glasses.