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-- I've come to realize that the reason they call that particular channel Discovery Health is because it's how you discover just how many people apparently slept through the classes on reproduction in their high school Health classes.

-- Every night at Wegmans they play this recording over the loudspeakers at regular intervals for shoppers and employees to take a "micro-stretch break" which I've yet to see anyone actually take. The recording in question starts with a sound that resembles a doorbell chiming, and I completely blame MST3K that every time I hear it, I say under my breath, "Ding, dong! Trick-or-treat for pantsuits!"

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