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[apocalypsos]

Okay, here's the rules. You get to guess one entry out of the list, and if you get it right, you get to post three more quotes for people to guess. And so on, and so forth, until there's a great big long list of 'em.

EDIT: And don't cheat and use IMDb, 'cause it's no fun that way.

1. "Where did we put that wheelbarrow we got from the albino?"
"Over the albino, I think."

2. "What kind of a host invites you to his house for the weekend and then dies on you?"

3. "He's fat, you're thin, and you're both fucking ugly."

4. "Jesus, George, it's a wonder I was ever born."

5. "Incredible! One of the worst performances of my career and they never doubted it for a second."

6. "No, I mean, do you really know where Harvard is? It's another planet, man, another universe. Totally unlike the one we know. Filled with big blond guys who eat ivy and row boats."

7. "I repeat, this is not a drill. This is the apocalypse. Please exit the hospital in an orderly fashion. Thank you."

8. "You lied to me."
"I lie to everyone, what makes you so special?"
"I'm your sister."
"That just makes you more gullible."

Comments

Re: these should be easy

[umetnica.livejournal.com]

3) The Virgin Suicides

Re: these should be easy

[magarettt.livejournal.com]

Exactly right!

Re: these should be easy

[umetnica.livejournal.com]

Woo! Here're mine:

1) "With a ring like that, I could - dare I say it - rule the world!"
2) "I am the evil maharajah."
3) "Some cultures are defined by their relationship to cheese."

Re: these should be easy

[insaint.livejournal.com]

2. Moulin Rouge

Re: these should be easy

[umetnica.livejournal.com]

Yep!