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[apocalypsos]

Okay, here's the rules. You get to guess one entry out of the list, and if you get it right, you get to post three more quotes for people to guess. And so on, and so forth, until there's a great big long list of 'em.

EDIT: And don't cheat and use IMDb, 'cause it's no fun that way.

1. "Where did we put that wheelbarrow we got from the albino?"
"Over the albino, I think."

2. "What kind of a host invites you to his house for the weekend and then dies on you?"

3. "He's fat, you're thin, and you're both fucking ugly."

4. "Jesus, George, it's a wonder I was ever born."

5. "Incredible! One of the worst performances of my career and they never doubted it for a second."

6. "No, I mean, do you really know where Harvard is? It's another planet, man, another universe. Totally unlike the one we know. Filled with big blond guys who eat ivy and row boats."

7. "I repeat, this is not a drill. This is the apocalypse. Please exit the hospital in an orderly fashion. Thank you."

8. "You lied to me."
"I lie to everyone, what makes you so special?"
"I'm your sister."
"That just makes you more gullible."

Comments

[lil1pinay.livejournal.com]

2. Weekend at Bernie's.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Yup. Now you do three new ones. :)

[daffybroad.livejournal.com]

How does this work? Is it something done only in the comments, or on our own journals?

#3 is The Full Monty. Said by Gerald to Dave and Gaz.

I want to claim #6 as well, but that would be selfish. I must let other people play!

So... do I wait for confirmation, or just post quotes now?

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Yup, you're right.

I figured we'd just do them in the comments here, so go ahead and post the quotes. *G* (Although you can always start your own game in your own journal if you want.)

[stardreemer.livejournal.com]

#8 The Mummy

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Yup, you're right. Now it's your turn.

[miggy.livejournal.com]

5. Ferris Bueller's Day Off. And yeah, would have done 6, but don't want to be greedy. :)

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Uh-huh. Okay, your turn.

Got one.

[malhablada.livejournal.com]

Actually, I knew three of them.

But #7 is my favorite so I'm swooping in:

7) Dogma

Re: Got one.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Yup. Now you go.

[magarettt.livejournal.com]

#4 is Back to the Future.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Uh-huh. Okay, your turn. :)

[dexwebster]

Oh! Number one is The Princess Bride.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Yup. :)

[norabombay.livejournal.com]

1. Princess Bride
2. Weekend at Bernies
3. Full Monty
4. No Clue
5. Ferris Buller
6. No clue
7. Dogma
8. Um, not sure. Mummy? er, something iwth a bickering sibling pair.

[walkingshadow.livejournal.com]

#1 is timeless, but #6 is Empire Records.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Uh-huh. Now it's your turn.

[backfromspace.livejournal.com]

2. Clue?


"I'm beginning to doubt your commitment to sparkle motion!"

[daffybroad.livejournal.com]

Donnie Darko!

Love that movie.

[paradisacorbasi.livejournal.com]

Without lookin at any of the comments or IMDB:

1. The Princess Bride.
2. Weekend At Bernie's.
3. ...
4. Back to the Future
5. Ferris Bueller's Day Off
6. ...
7. ...
8. I want to say Ferris Bueller's Day Off again, but I don't think so now that I know 5 is.

[paradisacorbasi.livejournal.com]

My 3:

1. I'm sorry, but you're going to have to run again.

2. How are my my freaky darlings?

3. Who ate it before you did?

[polaris-starz.livejournal.com]

1. Princess Bride.
7. Dogma.

And that's all I know. /pathetic

[octopedingenue]

2. Weekend at Bernie's?

4. Back to the Future?

7. DOGMA!

My three quotes

[malhablada.livejournal.com]

By the by, hope I'm doing this in the right place.

1) "Don't cry. If you have become human enough to cry, then all the magic in the world cannot change you back."

2) "You know that withholding vital information from a federal officer is a serious offense. Especially when that officer has paid handsomely for it, and wouldn't think twice about ripping that patch off your eyehole and skull-fucking you to death."

3) "See, that I don't need. That is a cliché. That is not helpful to me. "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush"... I have no bird, I have no bush. God has taken my bird and my bush."

(Probably 17 people are going to get that #2, but I NEVER pass up the opportunity to get that one out in the public domain.

Cheers!

Re: My three quotes

[backfromspace.livejournal.com]

1. The Last Unicorn (squee)

[norabombay.livejournal.com]

I'm inspired.

Here's a few more:

1. Agent Hurley, I want you to give this scumbag a cavity search! I'm talking Roto-Rooter! Don't stop until you reach the back of his teeth!

2. So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.

3. You have the demeanor of a man whose partner has left him for an aerobics instructor

4. Actually it came with a black dude, but he kept getting pulled over.

[magarettt.livejournal.com]

2) Office Space

[magarettt.livejournal.com]

2) Is it Once Upon a Time in Mexico?

[malhablada.livejournal.com]

Right you are. Possibly the best Johnny Depp quote EVER.

[dexwebster]

My three.

1)
"The robbery business must be pretty good."
"It's stolen."
"I can't drive a stolen car!"
"Same principle: four gears forward, one reverse."

2)
"And though we adore men individually, we agree that as a group, they're rather stupid."

3)
"You're terrific. Sensational, really. But I'm not right for you."
"Wow. You should write these kiss-offs down. They'd be perfect for a chapter called 'Piercing The Heart In Exactly Ten Words.' That was ten, right? You're-terrific-sensational-really-but-I'm-not-right-for-you. Yep."

[walkingshadow.livejournal.com]

2) = Mary Poppins (practically perfect in every way)

Mine:

1. "Good God! A whole week! The entire earth was created in a week!"
"Someday, you must tell me how you did it."

2. "Daddy, I've got cider in my ear."

3. "Mix, mix, toss, toss; toss, toss, mix, mix."

[backfromspace.livejournal.com]

"We don't use profanity or double negatives here at True Directions."

"Sure, he's a bloated, life-sucking god of death, but come sunrise he'll disappear like a bad dream!"

"...you have between ten and twenty seconds to kill them."

"Nothing can harm him! Not even a gun! Not even a gun. Not even a gun! What more do you want me to say? This flashback is over!" (if you can guess this one, I will love you forever)

"Klatu barata nictu!"

[teleute12.livejournal.com]

1. But I'm a Cheerleader

2. Princess Mononoke? (I know I misspelled that)

My 5

[insaint.livejournal.com]

1) "I know this is an awkward time to say this, but I wish I knew you better."

2) Char 1: "You don't know how hard it is being a woman looking the way I do."
Char 2: "You don't know how hard it is being a man looking at a woman looking the way you do."

3) "I meddled in the future, in all possible futures, trying to create them. Instead they created me... and I became trapped by it."

4) "I just feel like everyone tries to do something different, but we all wind up doing the same damn thing, you know?"

5) "She bet me fifty dollars she had a better body than you, and I had to defend your honor."

Ah what the hell... here's #6:

6) Excuse me! I'm trying to conduct a wedding here, which has nothing to do with love. So, please, be quiet!

Re: My 5

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

*grumbles* I would give up guessing a second before you posted this. #1 is my favorite quote from that movie.

[backfromspace.livejournal.com]

"Great. Cramps are my secret weapon against the undead."

[insaint.livejournal.com]

Buffy The Vampire Slayer.

And her weapon was PMS, if memory serves. ;)

[paradisacorbasi.livejournal.com]

So the rules to this game essentially are:

For every 1 movie quote you guess right, you have to give three movie quotes to keep the game going, and you can't quote the same movie somebody else has quoted?

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Well, you should try not to quote the same movies over and over again, just to keep it interesting, but yup, that's about the gist of it.

[isiliel.livejournal.com]

7. Dogma.

That's the only one I got though.

*moans*

[malhablada.livejournal.com]

I think my eyes are gonna fall out.

I'm going to bed! Fun game, though.

Good times... :)

Tossing more out there...

[teleute12.livejournal.com]

1. "You watch your phraseology, young man!"
2. "I'm not a nymphomaniac. I'm a compulsive liar."
3. "Once you meet someone, you never really forget them."

These are getting harder to come up with. I son't suppose we're allowed to use IMDB to find the quote?

Re: Tossing more out there...

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

You can use it to find quotes, but not to look 'em up for the answer.

And #2 is "The Breakfast Club". I have practically that entire movie memorized. :)

Ooh!

[leaveoutalltherest]

#6 is Empire Records. Eddie said it to AJ when they were talking about Corey going to Harvard and...I'll stop now. *g*