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[apocalypsos]

Okay, here's the rules. You get to guess one entry out of the list, and if you get it right, you get to post three more quotes for people to guess. And so on, and so forth, until there's a great big long list of 'em.

EDIT: And don't cheat and use IMDb, 'cause it's no fun that way.

1. "Where did we put that wheelbarrow we got from the albino?"
"Over the albino, I think."

2. "What kind of a host invites you to his house for the weekend and then dies on you?"

3. "He's fat, you're thin, and you're both fucking ugly."

4. "Jesus, George, it's a wonder I was ever born."

5. "Incredible! One of the worst performances of my career and they never doubted it for a second."

6. "No, I mean, do you really know where Harvard is? It's another planet, man, another universe. Totally unlike the one we know. Filled with big blond guys who eat ivy and row boats."

7. "I repeat, this is not a drill. This is the apocalypse. Please exit the hospital in an orderly fashion. Thank you."

8. "You lied to me."
"I lie to everyone, what makes you so special?"
"I'm your sister."
"That just makes you more gullible."

Comments

[walkingshadow.livejournal.com]

1. "What's the matter?" "Oh, nothing, nothing. It's just my head fell off, that's all."

2. "There is only one thing next: revenge."

3. "But you're a guy! And why would a guy want to marry a guy?!"

[silentfire.livejournal.com]

well, i knew 2 and 3, but i'll just answer one of them:

2. teenage mutant ninja turtles: secret of the ooze

and here are my three:

1. "Men and women can't be friends because the sex part always gets in the way."

2. "It's funny. On the outside, I was an honest man. Straight as an arrow. I had to come to prison to be a crook."

3. "There are some who call me . . . Tim?"

[insaint.livejournal.com]

3. Monty Python and the Holy Grail

[silentfire.livejournal.com]

of course!

[gjstruthseeker.livejournal.com]

1. When Harry Met Sally, baby. All the way. :)

[silentfire.livejournal.com]

how great is that movie?

dude. hi! why haven't we talked in, like, forever?

[gjstruthseeker.livejournal.com]

Oh, it's a most fabulous film to be sure.

Mostly because I suck. Also because I've been running around like a madwoman, working etc. Keeping one's life in order is hard work, yo! *g* However, no excuse, and I vow to not quite suck so much at it from now on.

[ampersand.livejournal.com]

1. When Harry Met Sally!

[silentfire.livejournal.com]

indeed it is!

[rebbyrebs.livejournal.com]

2. Shawshank Redemption