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[apocalypsos]

Okay, here's the rules. You get to guess one entry out of the list, and if you get it right, you get to post three more quotes for people to guess. And so on, and so forth, until there's a great big long list of 'em.

EDIT: And don't cheat and use IMDb, 'cause it's no fun that way.

1. "Where did we put that wheelbarrow we got from the albino?"
"Over the albino, I think."

2. "What kind of a host invites you to his house for the weekend and then dies on you?"

3. "He's fat, you're thin, and you're both fucking ugly."

4. "Jesus, George, it's a wonder I was ever born."

5. "Incredible! One of the worst performances of my career and they never doubted it for a second."

6. "No, I mean, do you really know where Harvard is? It's another planet, man, another universe. Totally unlike the one we know. Filled with big blond guys who eat ivy and row boats."

7. "I repeat, this is not a drill. This is the apocalypse. Please exit the hospital in an orderly fashion. Thank you."

8. "You lied to me."
"I lie to everyone, what makes you so special?"
"I'm your sister."
"That just makes you more gullible."

Comments

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Yup. Now you do three new ones. :)

these should be easy

[lil1pinay.livejournal.com]

1) Are you calling me on a cell phone? I don't know you. Prank caller, prank caller.

2) Archie was the bitch and Jughead was the butch. That's why he was always going around wearing that crown-looking hat... he was the king of queen Archie's world.

3)Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I listened to pop music?

Re: these should be easy

[norabombay.livejournal.com]

1. Pulp Fiction.
2. Chasing Amy
3. No clue

And mine for you:
1. What's a "Nubian"?
2.I'm loud, darling, but never cheap.
3. Character 1:Oh, just a little place I like to call the land of the free and the home of the brave...
Character2: Scotland.
4.Never stray from the path, never eat a windfall apple and never trust a man whose eyebrows meet in the middle.
5. Family? Family? Friends? Drugged-up wandering suicidal search of the self fuck-ups don't have families

Re: these should be easy

[lil1pinay.livejournal.com]

I know #1 is definitely Chasing Amy. I can quote that movie all day. =D

Re: these should be easy

[norabombay.livejournal.com]

Yeah, 1 was pretty much a giveaway.

As for the rest. Remember, in my mind it's always the mid 1990's.

Re: these should be easy

[magarettt.livejournal.com]

3) High Fidelity

Re: these should be easy

[lil1pinay.livejournal.com]

yes!

Re: these should be easy

[magarettt.livejournal.com]

Ok, mine:

1) "Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?"
2) "We're too old for this shit!"
3) "Obviously, doctor, you've never been a thirteen year old girl."

Re: these should be easy

[lil1pinay.livejournal.com]

1. Rush Hour
2. I'm thinking Lethal Weapon 4?
3. sounds familiar but i'm blank

Re: these should be easy

[magarettt.livejournal.com]

Right on the first two.

Another quote from the #3 Movie:

"Mr. ****, I'm putting it down in the parrish records that her death was an accident."

Re: these should be easy

[insaint.livejournal.com]

Bringing out the dead?

Re: these should be easy

[insaint.livejournal.com]

Err, doh. No. :)

Re: these should be easy

[umetnica.livejournal.com]

3) The Virgin Suicides

Re: these should be easy

[magarettt.livejournal.com]

Exactly right!

Re: these should be easy

[umetnica.livejournal.com]

Woo! Here're mine:

1) "With a ring like that, I could - dare I say it - rule the world!"
2) "I am the evil maharajah."
3) "Some cultures are defined by their relationship to cheese."

Re: these should be easy

[insaint.livejournal.com]

2. Moulin Rouge

Re: these should be easy

[umetnica.livejournal.com]

Yep!